SMBHQ RPC PRESENTS - The Return

<@SKDaNarrator> One day Bill was sitting around being bored

<Bill_t_e_g> Man,I'm bored

<@SKDaNarrator> You see NC was hiatus for many a month and there were no comix being posted.
[21:09] <Bill_t_e_g>*sigh*
[21:10] <Bill_t_e_g>I wanna do something with Fred..

<@SKDaNarrator> Just then Luigi came walking in

<Bill_t_e_g>Hey Luigi

* Luigi_ whistles the Luigi's Mansion theme as he walks in

<Luigi_> Hello-a Bill!
<Luigi_> How are you-a?

<Bill_t_e_g>Fine, thank you.

<Luigi_> What are-a you doing?

<Bill_t_e_g>Just sitting around bein' bored...

<Luigi_> Well-a, why are you bored-a?

<Bill_t_e_g>Well, NC is haitus and no comix are being posted.

<@SKDaNarrator> Suddenly there was a rumbling

<Bill_t_e_g>whoa-oa-oa!

<Luigi_> Wooooooah-a!
<Luigi_> I'm-a not so gooooood with earthquakes-a!

<Bill_t_e_g>Yeoooooooh!

* Luigi_ gets hit in the head with a vase

<@SKDaNarrator> In comes Waluigi in.........a giant earthshaking machine thingy

<Bill_t_e_g>What are you doing!?

<Waluigi> Wahaha!

<Luigi_> Oh no-a!

<Luigi_> My arch...rival...thing-a?

<Bill_t_e_g>*sigh*

<Luigi_> What do-a you want?

<@SKDaNarrator> Waluigi says that wants to force NC to return

<Waluigi> I have bought this machine, and I will use it to force NC to return.

<Bill_t_e_g>But why,though?

<Waluigi> Why? Because it's boring around here.

<Luigi_> Oh no-a! I was about-a to find a new-a job!
<Luigi_> Now how-a will I make more than-a $5.00 an hour-a?

<@SKDaNarrator> Waluigi presses a button on the machine and rocket shoots out and hits Luigi in the (censored)

<Waluigi> Take this!

<Luigi_> MY (censored)-A!
<Luigi_> OWOWOWOWOW-A!

<Bill_t_e_g>Ooh...That's gotta hurt...

* Luigi_ curls into a ball

<Luigi_> No mama-mia...I don't like-a ravioli


* Luigi_ sucks his thumb

<Bill_t_e_g>Stop it,Waluigi!

<Waluigi> Why? It's such fun, look at the loser. Whoa, there it goes again.

<@SKDaNarrator> Waluigi shoots another rocketed aimed at Bill's (censored), but Bill dodges it and it hits Luigi in the (censored)...again

<Bill_t_e_g>Phew...

* Luigi_ passes out from the sheer pain of being hit in the (censored) twice

<Luigi_> Mama-mia....

<Bill_t_e_g>Stop this, now, Waluigi!!

<Waluigi> Make me

<Bill_t_e_g>The Extra Attack!!

<Waluigi> Yeeagh!

<Bill_t_e_g>Serves ya right!

<@SKDaNarrator> Waluigi is hit with The Extra Attack and the radiation from the attack morphs him into a giant metal plumber BAMF creature.

<Bill_t_e_g>O_o

<Waluigi> Aaah, why do I feel so cold all of a sudden?

* Luigi_ wakes up

<Luigi_> AAGH, THE PAIN-A!
<Luigi_> Mmf...
<Luigi_> HOLY CRAP-A! WHAT IS-A THAT!

* Waluigi looks at his hands.

<Bill_t_e_g>Save me, Fred!

* Luigi_ hides behind Bill

<Luigi_> Save me-a, Bill!

<@SKDaNarrator> The GMP BAMF starts charging towards NC

<Luigi_> No! Not-a NC!

<Luigi_> That was my-a back-up job-a!

<Waluigi> Hahaha! Nothing can stop me now!

<Luigi_> Bill! Do-a something!

<Bill_t_e_g>I know!The Extra Warp!! *warps Thomp on Waluigi*


<@SKDaNarrator> Over at NC, at party was going on for Jay, who was heading to places unknown.

* Jay_Resop chats with various partygoers

<Jay_Resop> Of course I'll write to you, baby!

<Jay_Resop> You know you're my favorite gal!

<@SKDaNarrator> Fred comes in with a video camera

<FredTheSpanyard>Hey,Jay!

<Jay_Resop> Hey, man, good to see you, too. ...Fred?
<Jay_Resop> What are you doing here?
<Jay_Resop> This party is invitational only!

* Jay_Resop shakes hand with the various cleaning and power tools he has dressed up as people

<FredTheSpanyard>What else?To see you, man!

<Jay_Resop> What?
<Jay_Resop> Why would you want to see me?
<Jay_Resop> I'm heading to places unknown.
<Jay_Resop> Heck, the only real person here is Captain Churro.
<Jay_Resop> And he's sleeping.

<@SKDaNarrator> Fred says that he is filming goodbyes and stuff

<Jay_Resop> Filming goodbyes?
<Jay_Resop> For who?

<FredTheSpanyard>You.

<Jay_Resop> Oh.
<Jay_Resop> For me.
<Jay_Resop> Uh, thanks.

* Jay_Resop sniffs

<Jay_Resop> I never knew how much you guys appreciated me.

<@SKDaNarrator> Suddenly there is a big explosion outside

<Jay_Resop> WAAAGH!

* Jay_Resop falls over

<FredTheSpanyard>What the!

<Jay_Resop> HELP ME CAPTAIN CHURRO!

<@SKDaNarrator> Jay and Fred run outside

* Jay_Resop runs outside, dragging Fred behind him

<FredTheSpanyard>Hey!I can walk you know!

<Jay_Resop> You can fly, too, but I don't see you doing that!

<@SKDaNarrator> Suddenly a thromp comes flying out of the sky and hits Jay in the (censored)

<Jay_Resop> OOOF!
<Jay_Resop> MY (censored)!
<Jay_Resop> DAMN YOU, KKJ!

<FredTheSpanyard>Yeow...

* Jay_Resop falls over, clutching his (censored)

<Jay_Resop> Who...did...this...

<@SKDaNarrator> The GMP BAMF comes into view

<Jay_Resop> YOU!
<Jay_Resop> How DARE you!

<FredTheSpanyard>omg...

<@SKDaNarrator> The GMP BAMF says his plan about forcing NC to return

<GMP_BAMF> Ahaha! The NC headquarters at last. NC will now return, or else!

<Jay_Resop> Or else what?

* Jay_Resop cringes

<Jay_Resop> No, I don't want to find out! NOO!

* GMP_BAMF checks his metal body for something of use.

<@SKDaNarrator> GMP BAMF shoots a missle that hits Jay in the (censored)

<Jay_Resop> NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

<FredTheSpanyard>For the love of NC kill it! Deathly Deathray of Deathly Deathness!!

* Jay_Resop is blasted into the NC HQ, causing a sizable hole

<Jay_Resop> oof...

<FredTheSpanyard>woops..

<Jay_Resop> My precious headquarters!

<GMP_BAMF> Whew, that missile was nasty for both of us.

<@SKDaNarrator> The sound of planes are heard

<Jay_Resop> Oh God! The symbolism! It burns!
<Jay_Resop> Wait, what's that?
<Jay_Resop> Is it a bird?

<FredTheSpanyard>Huh?

<Jay_Resop> Is it a plane?
<Jay_Resop> Is it-yeah, it's a plane!

<FredTheSpanyard>Its..

<Jay_Resop> several planes?

* Jay_Resop checks watch

<Jay_Resop> Damn. Need to get this fixed.

<FredTheSpanyard>What are they doin' here?

<GMP_BAMF> Oh what's this?

<General_Magruder> GIANT METAL PLUMBER BAMF CREATURE! STOP YOUR REIGN OF TERROR OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO NUKE NC!

<Jay_Resop> Not NC! My vault of video games is there!
<Jay_Resop> And money!
<Jay_Resop> And NC Chopper!

<FredTheSpanyard>Magruder!

<Jay_Resop> Why would you do this, Magruder?

<General Magruder> It's my job!

<FredTheSpanyard>Ray of Death!

<General Magruder> We will give you until the count of 10.

<GMP_BAMF> You think you can stand a chance against this shiny body?

<Jay_Resop> Fred!

10

<Jay_Resop> You know what we have to do?

9

<FredTheSpanyard>What?

<Jay_Resop> WE NEED TO GET TO THE CHOPPER!
<Jay_Resop> COME ON, IT'S THIS WAY!

8

<FredTheSpanyard>Right!

7

<GMP_BAMF> I won't have to listen to this.

* Jay_Resop runs off in the direction of the helicopter

6


<Jay_Resop> Hurry, Fred!

* GMP_BAMF fires missiles at planes.

<Jay_Resop> We don't have much time!

* FredTheSpanyard runs besides Jay.

5


* Jay_Resop reaches the chopper

3

* Jay_Resop notices NC crudely stitched on the side

<Jay_Resop> Get in! Quick!

I mean 4.

* Jay_Resop gets in the driver's side

3


* FredTheSpanyard gets in.

2

* Jay_Resop turns the key

1

<Jay_Resop> It's not starting!

<FredTheSpanyard>Hurry!!!

<Jay_Resop> Fred! We're doomed!

* Jay_Resop turns the key a final time, causing the blades to cough to life

* FredTheSpanyard flies Jay.

EARTH-----MOON-----SPACE
EXPLODE

THE END

* Jay_Resop is dead