SMBhq RPC: The Story of The Loop
November 2, 2003
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

<SK_Da_Narrator> One day Daisy was going to watch a movie.

<Daisy> I think I shall watch a movie.

<SK_Da_Narrator> Daisy goes to the shelf and she sees a tape with 
nothing on it

<Daisy> Hmm... that's weird...Maybe it's a misprint...I wonder what 
movie it is...

<SK_Da_Narrator> When I said nothing on it, I meant no label

<Daisy> Oh.

* Daisy puts movie in VCR.

<SK_Da_Narrator> Loops appears on the screen

<Daisy> What the heck? Loops? That's strange... I feel so sleepy...

* Daisy is hypnotised.

<Daisy> Kill... kill... KILL!

* Daisy leaves house, killing all of the guards in the way.

<SK_Da_Narrator> Meanwhile, Luigi comes to visit Daisy

* luigi walks in

<luigi> hi daisy!

<Daisy> KILL! KILL!

<luigi> uh, what's wrong with you?

<Daisy> KILL!!!

<luigi> err

* Daisy picks up luigi.

* luigi backs away slowly

<Daisy> You... shall... die!!!

<luigi> or not

<SK_Da_Narrator> Suddenly the phone rings

<luigi> saved by the bell!

* Daisy looks at phone.

* Daisy snaps out of it for a little while.

<SK_Da_Narrator> Daisy drops Luigi and picks up the phone

<Daisy> I'll get it!

<luigi> owie!

<Daisy> Hello?

<luigi> my buttocks!

<voice> What is your favourite Scary Movie?

<Daisy> Scary Movie 2.

<voice> That's not a scary movie.

<Daisy> Oh. How about... Freddy vs. Jason?

<voice> Is that the one with the NC guy?

<Daisy> Sure, why not? Why do you ask?

<voice> I want to ask you horror movie trivia before I pop up and kill 
you.

<Daisy> Oh, that's nice, but I don't think I'll be buying your product 
and... Kill?

<voice> Yes kill.

<Daisy> Oh no! That word... it seems so...

<SK_Da_Narrator> Suddenly a masked man jumps out

<Daisy> NOT A MASKED MAN!!!

<luigi> GASP!

<Masked Man> Yes it is me: The Masked man!

<Daisy> Help me, Luigi! Forget about your brother!

<luigi> I have a brother?

<Daisy> Good.

<SK_Da_Narrator> The masked man goes after Daisy with a knife

<Daisy> Nooo!

<SK_Da_Narrator> but...Daisy remembers the loop

* Daisy is hypnoed again.

<Daisy> Kill... kill... KILL!

<luigi> uh oh

* luigi backs away

<SK_Da_Narrator> Daisy takes the Masked Man's knife and stabs him in 
the (censored)

<luigi> O_o

<Daisy> MY REVENGE... er, KILL!!!

<luigi> I REALLY didn't need to see that

<Masked Man> AHHHHHHHH!!!!  MY (CENSORED)!!!!!!!!!!

<Daisy> Now, to see who the masked man really is!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Daisy takes off the Masked Man's mask to 
reveal......another mask

<Daisy> Another mask?

<luigi> it's a zombie!

<Masked Man> Zombie?

<Daisy> No! It must be a trick!

<luigi> it's a zombie mask!

* Daisy removes many masks.

<Daisy> More masks? How many are you wearing?

<luigi> lesse: mario one, link one, daisy one, kirby one, jay one, fred 
one, bill one...

<masked man> 1000,000

* Daisy stabs masked man's masks.

<luigi> that's the spirit!

<SK_Da_Narrator> The Masked Man is dead

* Daisy examines body, then becomes un-hypnoed again.

<Daisy> What the...? Where did all these blood stains come from?

<luigi> from that dead guy

<SK_Da_Narrator> Just then the video comes to life, with what appears 
to be documentary footage

<Daisy> Of?

<luigi> IT'S THE MOST EVILEST EVIL! A DOCUMENTRY!

<Guy 1> We are here investing the rumours of the Mushroom Kingdom 
witch.

<Daisy> A witch in the mushroom kingdom? Never!

<Guy 2> We are searching around the Mushroom kingdom woods for signs of 
her

<luigi> yeah! wait. what? who?

<SK_Da_Narrator> Daisy once again......remembers the loop

* Daisy gets hypnoed again.

* luigi sees loops in daisy's eves

<Daisy> I want to suck!  Er, your blood!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Daisy grows fangs

<Daisy> I AM VAMPIRE DAISY!

<luigi> ...THAT'S something you don't see every day

<Daisy> Actually, just beat SML's world 1 to see me turn into a bug.
 Anyway...

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi thinks fast.  He looks around and picks up a.............CHAIN SAW!!!!!!!

<luigi> mwahaha!

<Daisy> Hahaha! Do you think you can kill the undead?

<luigi> yes

<SK_Da_Narrator> Ever see Evil Dead?

<Daisy> No.

<luigi> nope

<SK_Da_Narrator> I would narrate it something based on that.  But I 
would like to actually archive this story.

<luigi> heh

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi uses the Chainsaw to destroy the TV

<luigi> bad tv!

<Daisy> Nooo! How will I watch Spongebob? Wait... that was my source of 
power! NOOOOOOOO!

<SK_Da_Narrator> The evil powers leaves the TV and enters......

<Daisy> ...

<Mario> How's-a eveyone

<Daisy> NOOOO! Evil!

<Mario> KILL! KILL!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Mario takes out a knife

* Daisy screams.

<Mario> Time-a to make-a brother-a pizza

<Daisy> Don't do this! You're not evil inside! (gets hurt by Jay) Er, 
yes you are! Save me, Luigi! You dumb...

<SK_Da_Narrator> Mario is just steps away from Luigi and Daily.  Then 
suddenly.....


<Mario> I-a feel-a weird-a

<Daisy> Oh no! He's tranforming! He shall be sexier than he is now, 
which isn't that hard to top!

<SK_Da_Narrator> An alien suddenly pops out of Mario's (censored)

<Daisy> O_O

<Alien> RARRRRRR!!!!!!

<Daisy> NOO! How can I beat a ET? It's impossible! I'll be killed!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi decided to be brave and go after the alien

* luigi goes

<SK_Da_Narrator> Luigi runs towards the Alien.  However the Alien 
impales Luigi with his retracable tounge (in the (censored) of course)

<Daisy> NOOO! Luigi! Help me, you're my only hope!

<SK_Da_Narrator> But Luigi's dead

<Alien> Mwa ha ha ha

<Daisy> Alllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then!

<SK_Da_Narrator> The Alien creeps towards Daisy

* Daisy gets angry.

<Daisy> YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!!

* Daisy sticks Mario into the ground, causing a shockwave.

<SK_Da_Narrator> The Alien explodes

<Daisy> Lord of the Rings can be educational.

<SK_Da_Narrator> but.......Luigi rises from the dead

* Daisy screams.

<zombieluigi> roar'n'stuff!

* Daisy screams and runs.

* zombieluigi creeps along at 1MPY (mile per year)

<SK_Da_Narrator> Daisy finds Peach's rooms and hides in there

* Daisy hides.

<Daisy> I sure hope Peach doesn't mind...

<Peach> Hi Daisy

<Daisy> Gra!

* Daisy is surprised.

<Peach> What are you doing in my room?

<Daisy> Um... running away from telemarketers?

<Peach> Oh, I thought you were going to say that Luigi is now a zombie 
chasing you.

<Daisy> Well, that too.

<Peach> Don't worry.......everything.....will.......be.......alright

* zombieluigi walks in

<SK_Da_Narrator> Peaches head spins around

<Daisy> Nooo! He's found me! He must surely want to kick my (censored)!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Peach vomits Pea Soup on Daisy

<Daisy> Hey... what's with Peach's head? NOOO! THE PEA SOUP! IT BURNS!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Just then Daisy remembers.....the loop

* Daisy hypnos again.

<Daisy> Must... Kill... those... who've... angered... me!!!

<SK_Da_Narrator> Daisy grabs a knife and stabs Peach with it

* Daisy stabs.

<Daisy> BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Right in the (censored)!

<Peach> (out of trance) Hey, Daisy!  What are you doi......OUCH MY (censored)

<SK_Da_Narrator> Daisy notices that Luigi has since fallen to peices

* Daisy eats remains.

<SK_Da_Narrator> and Daisy, using the power of the loop, went on to 
rule the Mushroom Kingdom for all time.

THE END

<Daisy> BWAHAHAHAHA! I win! Nobody can get my (censored) this time!