Rebuttal to "This Mario/Banjo/Zelda Business"
Okay, first of all, I'm writing this to defend Banjo & Zelda, but I'm not going to diss Mario, cause I love his games, too.
Well, Demon said:
Mario 64: You have to find 120 stars, although you can beat it with 70. And most of them are the HARDEST to find. and, you solve puzzles trying to find stuff like the cap switches, and the red coins, and the stars. and bowser is HARD on the 3rd time! I miss sometimes. It took me five tries to beat him!
Well, the game SM64 is hard, I agree, but Banjo-Kazooie & Zelda 64 were hard too, you know, both games are long and complicated, so give them some credit!
Banjo-Kazooie: Rare's stupid Mario clone. They also made that stupid Kart clone, Diddy Dork Racing.
Clones, huh? What does DDK (Diddy Kong) racing and B-K have in common with Mario? Also, do you have something against racing games? I know there it was a Mario Kart, & Mario Kart 64, but how much different can a racing game be from all the others? Of course DDK racing had to be a little similar!
Zelda 64: PUH-LEASE, what do you want me to tell you? this is THE most overrated, attention-hogging game ever!
What the heck is that supposed to mean? You said you liked hard games? This is a pretty hard game! You have to put up a whole bunch of crap in Z64! I mean, all those enemies & bosses & not to mention the annoyance of some of the mini games you have to play!
So that's it. if you dont agree with me go out and get Super Smash Bros! THAT has the best Graphics, gameplay, animation, characters, items, best arenas, and is THE best game ever! If you Zelda/BK fans dont like it, then go eat a cow and get a heart attack. SSB is the best, Nuff said.
Wow, that's like the most immature diss I've ever heard, "Go eat a cow" (dat's pitiful)? I like SSB, but it's not all that! I think you should go play other games before you start giving off bad remarks to them.
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