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Off topic...

Or some things that've been on my mind

• I'm sick of bad Mario web sites. Every time I check, there is a cheap hack Mario web site setting up with nothing new or original, or done very substandard. These Mario web sites insult teir subject by the lack of care put into them. There are many exceptions, and very many Mario web sites are very original and informative, but there are way to many bad ones. MY links section will make the distinction between these soon so look out.
• All you Luigi lovers, jump off the bandwagon. Liking Luigi the lovable loser is all the fashion now adays it seems. A few people out there (and here I'm thinking of Jay Resop) really and truly love Luigi, but a whole buncha people just like him becase they think they should. I don't particularly care for Luigi. If you don't either, don't act like you do just 'cuz everyone else does.
• Speaking of Luigi, he ISN'T in SM64. Get on with your lives
• Speaking of not having lives, don't mail me begging me for updates to the page. If I haven't updated, it's because something more important came up (yes, there ARE things more important than this page). So just be patient and don't bug me (you know who you are)
• The next person who asks me a question I've answered in the Q & A gets on my "I will kill you soon" list
• The next person who submits a game idea involving any of Mario's family members or a Mario fighting game gets a fate much worse than death
• The next person who mails me asking me to send them tapes of Mario cartoons will wish he was never born. I DON'T HAVE 'EM, OK!
• The last three points weren't serious, but I really hate when people do any of the three actions described.
• I am not Nintendo. I will NOT get your game ideas made for you. So stop mailing me sounding like your game will actually come out. IT WON'T!
• Why don't people submit to the poll anymore? I've gotten one vote in the past week!
• Why am I (and so many other people) obsessed with a little group of pixels on a screen?
• How old is Mario? What's his motivation? How tall is he? What does he weigh? WHERE'S THE BACKSTORY NINTENDO!

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