Age: About 47 by now.
Looks: Like Wario....(??)
Dresses: Like a construction worker (Duh.)
Likes: Hindering Mario's progress.
Dislikes: Being hindered by Mario's progress.
Hobbies: Destroying other's properties.
Wants: To humiliate Mario.
Alias: The Evil Foreman
Before the Mario Bros. became plumbers, they were stuck without work.
Then, one day, they saw an ad in a paper, which went a little like this:
DO YOU WANT TO BREAK A LOT OF STUFF AND GET PAID FOR IT????
Then contact us! You can wreck all you want! Just bring your own
Good hrs, great pay, friendly people!
The next day they went to meet their boss, who's name is unknown, and if
you haven't guessed, is really not important to this story. He liked
the idea of having a business based on family, and really didn't see any
problem with having two applicants; they got paid by the hour, therefore
if two of them worked together they'd be done quicker, therefore the
less they'd have to be paid, right??
Anyways, only 10 short minutes after they had been hired and were on
their first job, another applicant showed up. He was a master carpenter
in the past, and said he'd be perfect for the job. This was the only
job he wanted; he was sick of building things only to have others tear
them down. Now, it was his turn.
Of course, he was told the position had already been filled, which
really didn't help his disposition. He was furious.
After a two hr. tirade (mostly about how many numerous body openings
he'd like to shove his wrecking hammer into the employer, focusing on
those where the sun didn't shine), he went home. He thought about it,
making him so furious that he actually slammed his hammer against his
wall. The stucco frame fell to the ground with a resounding "ouch!!"
The ouch came from a Magikoopa, who had somehow psychically seen
Bowser's defeat by the Bros. He had come to find someone who could take
out these two before it was too late, and since the Recker was so
skilled, the Magikoopa decided that he would grant him a job with the
Podoboo Wrecking Crew of the underworld. But since the Mushroom
kingdom's inhabitants don't travel well (Don't ask how the Magikoopa did
it, it's a long story), he would have to make a new crew out of the tool
box that this guy had. But that ran dry too..Just a wrench set. The
Magikoopa decided to make do with that, and with a shot from his wand,
he created the Wrench-heads; diabolical walking wrenches to aid this
evil wrecker. The blast accidentally hit his lunchbox as well, which
contained nothing but Eggplant (You can't imagine how sick this guy
actually is.) Thus, the Mindless Eggplant men were created. Now it was
One day, when Mario was just about to knock out the wall of a Hotel, a
crushing smack from the other sent him flying all the way to the
bottom. side After having the wind knocked out of him, he woke up to saw the
psychotic applicant staring at him and laughing, with a bunch of walking
wrenches looking at him menacingly.
He tried calling the foreman (The good one) only to find that the
Wrench-Heads had bitten clean through the phone line. "Now, Mario, you
and your brother will have to prove who the better wrecker is!"
For 2 months, Mario and Luigi both had to face this menace. They lost a
lot of money due to A) the fact that they weren't really wrecking that
much due to interference and B) the injuries they suffered from
Wrench-head bites and being smacked with a hammer. This went on, until
the Wrecking Crew(tm) was almost out of business.
Then Luigi got an idea...
He knew of an old italian restaurant that had finally seen it's day.
Luigi had the original blueprints and knew that there was a way to trap
the evil Podoboo Crew in that mess.
So they made a challenge: WHO IS THE BEST WRECKER???
The day finally arrived when they were to wreck this place, when
suddenly the Recker showed up. He shouted "Let the games begin!" And
he and Mario went to work. They both wrecked relentlessly, but
unbeknowst to Mario, there was a trap. The evil Recker had set up a
trap for the stocky brother; if Mario hit the door at the top of the
staircase, a bomb would go off, sending him into a pit of Wrench-heads
at the bottom!!
They went floor to floor, destroying everything, and getting knocked
down repeatedly. Till finally, the final door stood. Mario swung, and
He was sent careening towards the bottom where the pit full of enemies
Then suddenly, all the enemies were blown to smithereens by a guy with a
green construction uniform....Luigi had set a trap for the rival!!!!
Furious, the wrecker tried to climb down and catch the brothers. Luigi
put the finishing touches on the job by hitting another TNT plunger (No
pun intended) and sending the whole place careening down, with the
Eggplant men, Wrench-heads (debris of them, anyway) and the Recker
To this day..
The city of Brooklyn has disavowed all knowledge of this event. (Call
them and ask, you'll see.)
Mario has yet to thank Luigi for saving his life and has yet to repay
him. Both brothers became plumbers (using the two surviving
wrench-heads as tools to work faster) and now work as protectors of the
Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi has yet to do Mario another favor.
The only surviving eggplant man was killed by a young man named Pit,
better known as Kid Icarus, who mysteriously disappeared.
The Magikoopa was arraigned in Superior Court, county of Los Angeles.
In a moment, the results of that trial.
As for the recker, he was apparently quite the tagger. He spray painted
the word "Mario" on the walls of the buildings before he destroyed them
(gave him motivation.)
However, the one building he didn't destroy, his house, was quite
different. In his rooms, going from the back door to the front, you'll
find the letters "O", "I", "R", "A"....
and a yellow letter "W".........
Thoughts from Jay
Wow, I think this is the longest bio yet. Pritty good, almost a Fan Fict. Great work.