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Ask Dr. Donez!

Ask Dr. Donez!



Question 601: What does tethlon stick to if nuthin sticks to tethlon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: More tethlon.

Question 602: How old am I?
Dr. Donez's Answer: 1205. In Varchion years at least.

Question 603: How many peas are there in a pod?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...1205?

Question 604: Why is grass grass?
Dr. Donez's Answer: 'Cause I know that I wouldn't want to step in dog doo all the time.

Question 605: whats that thing on my head?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Your hair, your hat, or that rat?

Question 606: Where is my sausage?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...not in my digestive track, thats for sure. (Burp).

Question 607: Daddy, would you like some sasauges?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? Daddy? I don't have any kids! At least...not any legitimate ones. Wait, I don't think I have any. At least not that I know of. You wouldn't happen to be a fatherless Tweeter, would you?

Question 608: What is your bum on?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...my bum is on...my bottom?

Question 609: Are all your base are belong to Dr. Donez ?(Phew...)
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes. So give me all of your base. Now.

Question 610: Can I have a bagel?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, not before you finish your lima beans. Or no TV!

Question 611: Is Mario as Ulgy as I think he is?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No. Uglier.

Question 612: Do you sell dart boards with his face on them?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes, that will be $199.99 plus tax plus shipping but without handling. And I'll throw in "Dr. Donez's Book of Love" for only 10 bucks!

Question 613: Is there enny way Mario will get a face lift?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, he's too stupid.

Question 614: what's the password to my account 0fireball0?
Dr. Donez's Answer: That, I do not know.

Question 615: you don't know do you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...that's what I said.

Question 616: if i paint myself gold, would i be worth alot of money?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if there was a high demand on the market for freaks who painted themselves gold.

Question 617: what about if i painted a spork gold? would the spork be worth lots of money?
Dr. Donez's Answer: See the answer to the previous question, with the word "sporks" replaced for "freaks".

Question 618: If i made a gold statue of you, Dr.Donez, would it be the most valuble object in the world?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Of course!

Question 619: Is that an evil alien cow behind you, or just a flower?
Dr. Donez's Answer: (Looks). Why, that is an Evil Alien Cow. No wait, a Flower. No, Cow. Flower. Cow. I got it now! That's just my wall!

Question 620: Have you seen the muffin man?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, and he's grouchy.

Question 621: Who does this imposter think he is?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, I guess he thinks He's me.

Question 622: Where did this Dr.Donez clone come from?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Probably from the planet Varchion.

Question 623: Where's the real Dr.Donez?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why, I'm right here!

Question 624: Well he be back soon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'll be back right now!

Question 625: Is the real Dr.Donez, and not the clone, answering this question now?
Dr. Donez's Answer: (Sigh), Yes.

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