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Ask Dr. Donez!

Ask Dr. Donez!



Question 501: Dose Jay like Mouser or Little Mouser better?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I think Jay would have to say Mouser.

Question 502: Do I contain the 14 essential vitamins and minerals?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, just 13 and a half. Sorry.

Question 503: What was I sniffin' when I chose this name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Cow pies?

Question 504: How come you ate my walking taco? That was my taco!
Dr. Donez's Answer: MMmmm...that was a dang good taco. I could have another right now... Sorry about that, but hey, I gatta eat just like you.

Question 505: Has Mario Ever Tried Going On A Diet?
Dr. Donez's Answer: He tried once. It lasted only 3 seconds. After that he ate an entire ham.

Question 506: Why is SPORKS to strong for Luke to handle?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...i think you've seen too much Star Wars...

Question 507: Why is Wario insane?
Dr. Donez's Answer: If your good-clone was Mario, wouldn't you be crazy as well?

Question 508: Why am i insane?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Is Mario your good-clone?

Question 509: How come i have a shor attention sp-OHHHHH butterflies!!!!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Eat more ham.

Question 510: Who's that over there?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...thats me. And stop eating my leg!

Question 511: ... Those weren't answers.. Oh wait, I get it now, this must prove that I am dumb right?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I guess so.

Question 512: And how can that be right? Goomba's only walk into Mario/Luigi and kill 'em unless you fight back, INCLUDING Super Mario 64.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Please state your question in a form of a question.

Question 513: Was that question a but much?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Kid, if you're going to start talking about butts, I'm going to have Fred throw you out.

Question 514: Is it not I who killed Goku? Or was that.. Cell?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes and no.

Question 515: What if I told you.. I was.. Dr. DONEZ!?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'd say you were a few oranges short of a fruit basket.

Question 516: Well guess what? I decided to steal your job after all, after all I am Bass of Megaman and I am MEAN!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, you'll have to fight me, first!

Question 517: Just kidding geez, I don't want your smelly job! Um, I mean its not smelly! By the way, your feathers are the UGLIEST THINGS EVER! Did you know that?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, you have the face like a monkey! How about that!

Question 518: Did I finally not edit my post now?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes

Question 519: What does SPORKS stand for?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Spontanious Productivity Of Really Kinky Stuff?

Question 520: Are not sporks half fork and half spoon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...yeah...hence the name.

Question 521: Can I eat the whole banana tree?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure, but not before you eat all of your pie!

Question 522: Would you give me $4352345345324523542354243543251398549287598347957298.00 if i did?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'll give you zero cents, how about that?

Question 523: *Knock,Knock* Who's there?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hold on, I'll check. (Dr. Donez goes to the door). Ah! Vacuum salesman!

Question 524: What's my aunt Joy's name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Aunt Joy?

Question 525: Are sock monkeys scary or not?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if they kill three people.

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