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Ask Dr. Donez!

Ask Dr. Donez!



Question 326: Is the XBOX made of Hamster Lard?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes, but also Hobbit Snot.

Question 327: Are we alone in this universe?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, you can always visit Jay Reysap on planet Futon.

Question 328: How come i'm asking too much?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You were deprived of questions as a kid?

Question 329: Is stupidity the thing that rules this world?
Dr. Donez's Answer: How did you know that? I though King Stupidity didn't let anyone know that he ruled the world??? Wait, forget I said anything.

Question 330: Do you like the Blue Virii from Dr. Mario?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, they made me sick for a week.

Question 331: And the red ones?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Same with those guys.

Question 332: And the yellow ones?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't have any grudges agaisnt them.

Question 333: AM I YOUR NEIGHBOOR?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I hope not.

Question 334: What the heck is me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What?

Question 335: You like Pokémon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure, with ketchup on them.

Question 336: Are them tasty?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Heck yeah.

Question 337: What is the best way to make a world record?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Beat someone else's record.

Question 338: Why not not?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why?

Question 339: How much does that carpet of Bill costed?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A few million Pesos.

Question 340: If we had no more questions ... would you lose your job?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, and Jay would throw me out into the street.

Question 341: Who wants to be a Millionare?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I WANT TO BE A MILLIONARE!!! ME ME ME! PICK ME! Wait, it was just a question. Dang.

Question 342: Where's Waldo?
Dr. Donez's Answer: He's behind your house, going through your garbage.

Question 343: What is the unified field equation?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I=No Idea?

Question 344: Are you sorry you started this?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Ask me again when I get to question 1000.

Question 345: Where did you get your Ice Pick?
Dr. Donez's Answer: They had a special on the Home Shopping Network about "Weapons of Mass Desruction" and the Ice Pick was a good deal.

Question 346: Why is Ice Pick always capitalized?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because it's my Ice Pick.

Question 347: Is there a "Nurse Donez?"
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, if there isn't one, I hope to God that Jay makes one.

Question 348: If you were a cartoon, who would do your voice?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hm..thats a good question. I don't think Jay has given that enough thought yet. Maybe he could do it. Although I bet I would sound cool as James Earl Jones.

Question 349: When will the cows come home?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Any day now. They have an appointment.

Question 350: What is the meaning of death?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Lots and lots of fried ice cream.

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