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Ask Dr. Donez!

Ask Dr. Donez!



Question 251: How many nanometers are in 1 mile?
Dr. Donez's Answer: If I were to recall correctly, 1000000000 nanometers are in one meter. Not including the moose that you need to fit all of them in there.

Question 252: What is the square root 625 cubed?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What is this, math class? Well, 625^(1/2) is 25. 25^3 is 15625. (Dr. D puts away his calculator).

Question 253: Who won the 1937 World Series?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I did.

Question 254: Who set the record for strikeouts in baseball?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nolan Ryan. He beat my record to do so.

Question 255: How many strikeouts was that?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Six and a half.

Question 256: What year did this guy set the record.
Dr. Donez's Answer: 2034.

Question 257: What was Babe Ruth's batting average for his seventh season in the Major Leagues?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um... .207?

Question 258: Are you taking over my computer right as i type?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes I am. Right now I control all of your RAM.

Question 259: If so who's my brother(He's awlways on here)?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Is your brother Bill Gates?

Question 260: If Doctor is your first name, and you have a PhD, does that mean your full name is Dr. Doctor Donez?
Dr. Donez's Answer: OK, I lied. My first name isn't really Doctor. My real name is Dr. Love Donez. OK, so maybe thats a lie as well.

Question 261: Will you ever be in NC DeathMatch?
Dr. Donez's Answer: That would rule. I hope so. Then I would get a chance to use my Ice Pick.

Question 262: Why does jay resop dislike mario so much?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Mario killed his father.

Question 263: Do you want to use a lifeline?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No.

Question 264: You sure?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No.

Question 265: Lock that in?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes.

Question 266: How much is that doggy in the window?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Four hundred and three thousand dollars.

Question 267: Do you have the first edition of the Bible in your mouth right now?
Dr. Donez's Answer: (Takes the Bible out of his mouth). No. No I do not.

Question 268: Why hasn't this post been edited by me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why not?

Question 269: Is a bloke a male guy or some type of Pokemon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I would have to say that a bloke is a male guy pokemon. Scary.

Question 270: Is Yoshinator a robot Nintendo character or a person who also answers questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't know, why not ask the Yoshinator? I think he's just an alien.

Question 271: Am I boring you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Zzz...What? Oh yes.

Question 272: What is the nicest apricot in the clock chimed three balls on a tennis court?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? Apricot? Tennis? Dr. Donez is confused!

Question 273: How many questions have I asked so far?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Too many.

Question 274: Are my keys down the back of the couch in the spare room at the end of the hall in my best friend's house?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, because I took them.

Question 275: If so, how did they get there?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I said I took them!

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