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Ask Dr. Donez!

Ask Dr. Donez!



Question 1801: Have you ever tried to change your name to avoid the close up thing?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, but when I changed it to "Mack Daddy Funk Master P McClellan", it didn't catch.

Question 1802: Today I played SMB2 and I saw you, the second tweeter. Then I thought to myself, if you're there in the game, who's here answering questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Dude, it's a game. It's like a movie. If you saw a movie with Mel Gibson, and saw Mel in the street, it would be the same thing. Wait...or would it?

Question 1803: Where did Fred get that Sack of cash and BARF cap from?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Beats me. Maybe he earned it selling newspapers.

Question 1804: ARE YOU IN THE MONEY?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No. I'm terribly poor.

Question 1805: \/\/|-|@+ d0E$ +|-||$ $@Y
Dr. Donez's Answer: Get outside more.

Question 1806: How come I have your Ice Pick right now?
Dr. Donez's Answer: That's an officially licensed imitation Ice Pick that is being sold in Toy Stores. When you press the handle it goes BEEEEP BEEOOOOOOO ZAP ZAP. Heh...cool.

Question 1807: Are you really a B.A.R.F Employee?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No...if I was, I wouldn't be here.

Question 1808: Why didn't Magruder even TRY to shoot Mario's Fortress in Mario Busters?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Beats me. Maybe he is just lazy like Jay.

Question 1809: What happens if one of the characters in NC happens to say "I Don't Know", or "Water"?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't know. Hold on, I need to get some water, these questions are taking forever. (Something happens)

Question 1810: Would you like to dare the blue team to answer, or take the physical challenge?
Dr. Donez's Answer: PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!

Question 1811: Have you ever climbed the Aggro Crag?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Once, but I got arrested afterwards.

Question 1812: How do I get pictures of ShyGuys eating rice with chopsticks?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bribe them. Or follow them around. They're bound to do it sometime.

Question 1813: How might you want to see Mario die?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bribe him. Or follow him around. He's bound to do it sometime.

Question 1814: If you where in Doomguy's place, would you live thou Doom?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bribe him. Or follow him around. He's bound to do it sometime.

Question 1815: Is Vegeta really a super sayin?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Brib...dang. I can't answer this question by using Copy and Paste. Blast.

Question 1816: Why is Godzilla's ultimate enemy,Destroyah about to destroy your house with only a swing of his tail?
Dr. Donez's Answer: He better not, I plan to go to sleep after this. If he does, I'll be pissed.

Question 1817: How many Cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Five, one to arrest it, one to read it it's rights, one to screw it in, and the rest just eat donuts.

Question 1818: How do you eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
Dr. Donez's Answer: With my mouth.

Question 1819: Will I ever be free?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No. Stop bugging me, Mario.

Question 1820: Have I lost my mind?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes. Stop bugging me, Mario.

Question 1821: What...is your name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Mack Daddy Funk Master P McClellan. See? Nothing.

Question 1822: What...is your quest?
Dr. Donez's Answer: To finish these blasted questions!

Question 1823: What...is your favorite color?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, I'm sure seeing a lot of white spots right now...

Question 1824: Why is this my first question?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because you asked it first.

Question 1825: Why only three questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because if not, some loser will ask a billion.

Question 1826: Why isn't this my forth question?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because there was no more apple juice.

Question 1827: How long will it be before fred deathrays me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A couple day. Give or take a few dozen years.

Question 1828: d00d, wh@t's @ n00b?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Get out more. Seriously. Do it. Doctors orders.

Question 1829: Have you ever had to stop Fred from deathraying people?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah...but we won't get into that... Best not relive that incident...

Question 1830: Sorry, but can you come up with a question for me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Do I have to?

Question 1831: Is the answer to this question no?
Dr. Donez's Answer: If it was, I sure wouldn't tell you.

Question 1832: R pi square?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, pizza are square.

Question 1833: Does the Fire pick beat the Ice pick?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nonono. How many times do I have to tell you guys???

Question 1834: Is it true that thongs have an 80-year lifespan?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I wouldn't know anything about that...

Question 1835: Is anybody dumb enough to wear them at that age?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Possibly Mario.

Question 1836: I'm riding you. Are you tired?
Dr. Donez's Answer: ...Yes... Stop... Don't make me Hop you to death.

Question 1837: "Why's someone in the kitchen with Dyana, Eddy?"
Dr. Donez's Answer: They're looking for donuts.

Question 1838: Why didnt Frodo just chuck the ring of power to the bottom of the ocean where nothing could reach it?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because then the serious wouldn't be so long, and J.R.R. Tolkien wouldn't get as much...that's right...$$$.

Question 1839: In the matrix, (the first one) in the room when the agents put the bug thingy in neo's tummy, why does the reflection of smiths glasses show neo sitting down right after he gets up and the camera goes back to smith?
Dr. Donez's Answer: ...IT'S A MOVIE, JIM!

Question 1840: Why are web providers SOOOOOOOOOO confusing (or is it just me)?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It's just you.

Question 1841: Who's cooler, you ooooor Strong Bad?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'm cooler then all. Even myself.

Question 1842: How do you type with boxing gloves on- wait, wrong question...um....How do you type with wings?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I have state-of-the-art voice recognition software. It rarely makes errors. But it sure picks up a lot of background noiBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. Oh, my popcorn is ready. Sweet. MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP. AHHHHHHHH.

Question 1843: What should I do with this loaf of banana bread and jug of grapefruit extract?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sell it door to door.

Question 1844: Are you're winner?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only on weekdays. Don't even ask about weekends.

Question 1845: Does Al Capone's wallet have pictures in it, Eddy?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I wouldn't want to be the one to find out.

Question 1846: Want to know how to keep an idiot busy?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bribe him. Or follow him around. He's bound to do it sometime.

Question 1847: Want to know how to keep an idiot busy?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bribe him. Or follow him around. He's bound to do it sometime.

Question 1848: Why do you have close-ups whenever someone says your name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You're just jealous.

Question 1849: How did you meet Prof. Extreain(I know it's spelt wrong, but I don't know how to spell it.)?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Med school. We went over that already.

Question 1850: What as your worst close-up experience?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Let's just say it involved a local elementary school and fire-drill day.

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