Question 176: How tall is Mario? Luigi? Peach?
Dr. Donez's Answer: 3 feet, 17 feet, 9 feet.
Question 177: Do you realize that 'nez' is the French word for 'beak?' Sure you did.
Dr. Donez's Answer: It is??? I mean...yeah, I knew that.
Question 178: Do ve have vays of makink you talk?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, its called "Ask Dr. Donez", duh.
Question 179: Do you realize that the ultimate of the greatness is the key to everlasting homage to that which is the most?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I prefer to "Speak softly and carry a big Ice Pick."
Question 180: Donez want a cracker?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why sure, I love crackers. Wait a minute! Is this an insult? Are you comparing me to a parrot? Dang, I'm mad! But can I still have the cracker?
Question 181: Define 'avuncular.'
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...avuncular...Have I said yet that English isn't my best subject? I'll give it a try anyway... Does it mean, "To swat repeatedly to death with a rake"?
Question 182: If the mass of the sun was made into bricks x10, what is the amount of brick in the area that are good enough made to build a 10 feet bridge?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...3?
Question 183: Hi?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hi.
Question 184: Bye?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bye.
Question 185: Aloha?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No more questions from you. Next!
Question 186: Out of all the Neglected Characters, who throws the best parties?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'd have to say Toad. Dang, that kid always seems to be drunk, but his parties rule. Plus he's always giving stuff away to his guests. Just last week I got a P-wing. Too bad I don't know how to use it.
Question 187: a+b=c
a is the mass of the sun in 3'x3' sheets of wood.
b is the amount of 3'x3' sheets of wood needed to make a house.
What is c?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Which sun? Our sun, or the son of George Bush?
Question 188: Will Geno and Mallow come back?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes, but you'll probably be three-hundred years old when they do.
Question 189: 'D'oh' is a contraction of which two words?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...I Donno. D'oh!
Question 190: Where's your other wing?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'll have to blame bad two-dimentional NES graphics on this one.
Question 191: When will you get your own game?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I was working on a game called "Super Dr. Donez! Bros." But then I realized that I did't have a brother. The project is currently on hold.
Question 192: Did you really know that 'nez' is the French word for 'beak?' Because that is such a coincidence otherwise.
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, I didn't know. Plus Jay doesn't know a word of French. Or English for that matter. But don't tell him I said that. So yes, that is a really weird coincidence.
Question 193: What does Shane look like in person?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I really don't know. I've only had the chance to meet him once, but he had a paper bag over his head.
Question 194: In what game do you find an item called the 'Maru Mari?'
Dr. Donez's Answer: Dang, I should know this. Bah, I forgot.
Question 195: Do you remember any other cool cartoons from the 80's?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The Smurfs. They ruled.
Question 196: Will I ever quit referring to the '80s?
Dr. Donez's Answer: God, I hope so.
Question 197: How old are you, Doctor?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You know? I forgot. I bet I'm around fifty or something. Or was that thirty? Or was that one hundred? I remember serving in the Spanish-American War, as a medical doctor, if that helps you at all.
Question 198: How many patients have you saved?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Quite a lot, actually. I have a knack for things medical. Most of the time they don't pay the bill though. Cheap bums. How do I work on my weapons of Mass Desruction if I don't get paid?
Question 199: How many have you lost?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Lets just not get into that...too many bad memories.
Question 200: How do you operate with only one wing? It must be hard.
Dr. Donez's Answer: I have two wings! Its all Nintendo's fault for their bad programming and graphics! I demand retribution! OK, I'm better now.