Question 151: Where can i find this book of love?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Please send $49.99 to Dr. Donez's! Book of Love.
Question 152: Will my ass ever swell down?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No comment.
Question 153: Is there a god?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure, why not.
Question 154: Is he you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sadly, no.
Question 155: Exactly what is a chicken head?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The leftovers of a chicken?
Question 156: Why does mario only appear bigger than goombas when he is super mario, but goombas are portrayed as short, does this mean mario is really a midgit?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why not? Its just a goofy game.
Question 157: Will you please answer these questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No. Well, maybe. Nah.
Question 158: What is Jay in college for?
Dr. Donez's Answer: He is being punished for all of his years goofing off in high school.
Question 159: How do non-dairy-powdered-creamers work?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Like regular creamers, but crappier.
Question 160: Why doesn't the Trix's rabbit ever steal the cereal and run?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hm...that is a good question. I'd have to say that those lowsey kids are armed with M-16s and will shoot him if he ever tried something like that.
Question 161: Why is it a patato?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why is what a patato? My head?
Question 162: Do you hate the yoshinater more than me,less than me,equal to me,or not at all?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't hate any of you. Except for Jay, he sucks.
Question 163: What's your magic move?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Its a secret.
Question 164: Did curiosity kill Homer Simpson?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, but it did severely wound him.
Question 165: Why doesn't Mario go on a diet???
Dr. Donez's Answer: 'Cause then he wouldn't be Tubby.
Question 166: Kyle, Silence(I mean Steve), and Mario from Time Status somthing or other?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure, but first we have to save Bill from Jay Respo.
Question 167: Dr.Donez,who looks more like a marshmellow mallow or kirby?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I would have to say Kirby. (Kirby hands Dr. D a large bag of money).
Question 168: Why did Jay leave off question #48 when he gave examples on his page?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because...there was no Question #48? Or maybe Jay is just retarded. But don't tell him I said that.
Question 169: Did Ol' McDonald have a farm or was it some scam to get your money?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes, It was all a huge scam. I should know, since I'm Ol' McDonald! Hahahaha. Wait, no I'm not. Nevermind.
Question 170: What field is your degree in?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...lets see. Its been so many years. And I have so many. I think my first degree was in Nuculer Engineering, though.
Question 171: Why do you only have one foot?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I lost the other in The War. Heh, kidding. Hey, its just a 2-Dimentional picture of me, give me a break!
Question 172: Do you remember He-Man from the 1980's?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, I spent all of my extra time in the 80's watching "Full House". Kidding! I hate that piece of crap. He-man was cool, though.
Question 173: How did you know I was Ditto (you said Ditoo, close enough)?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I looked at your profile, duh. What do I look like? A Shy-guy? And Ditoo was a typo.
Question 174: Why am I such a genius when it comes to writing these?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Did you also go to BUM?
Question 175: What do you look like under that mask?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Jay Resop. Thats why I keep it on. Kidding. You know, I don't know myself. I should take it off one day, but I lost the instructions how.