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Ask Dr. Donez!

Ask Dr. Donez!



Question 101: And if you were created by Jay, How come your coolness level is 0 ????
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah! Why is my coolness level 0?!?! I'm going to go kick the crap out of Jay right now...

Question 102: Why do games always come out2 days after they're supposed to?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because video game companies are evil, sick, demended, fraeks of nature who wish to possess your soul. Or was that your shoe sole?

Question 103: Really?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, I lied.

Question 104: WAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!(?????)
Dr. Donez's Answer: Ie! Don't yell like that! You freaked me out! Apparently the sky is currently up.

Question 105: Why.... why do I.... use so many.... elipses...(?)
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because you're out of circuloids?

Question 106: Did you know that there IS a Mario Tennis picture of WARIO with his finger up his nose?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Really? Cool. I guess I didn't know.

Question 107: Do you believe me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, sure.

Question 108: Do you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes.

Question 109: Do you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I said YES!

Question 110: Well do you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nevermind, I change my answer to no.

Question 111: Why is everybody afraid of Jim Carey?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'm not. Wait, yes I am. Its because of that whole "Cable Guy" thing I think.

Question 112: Why the lack of Kirby characters in Jay's bios and deathmatches?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, it IS a Mario page. Plus Jay is lazy. But don't tell him I said that.

Question 113: Do YOU, Dr. Donez, think that Wario is neglected after he got 5 of his OWN games?!?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, he doesn't have his own theme park yet.

Question 114: Do I ask to many questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Who are you again?

Question 115: Which Tweeter was you in SMB2? Hey! That rhymed!
Dr. Donez's Answer: I was the 2nd Tweeter in the game. After I lost to Tweeter #1 for the role of 1st Tweeter, I burnt down his house. It felt good. Lousy snob Tweeter #1. That showed him.

Question 116: WHAT kind of a docter are you??
Dr. Donez's Answer: A good doctor. Yeah...thats it.

Question 117: Where did you go to law school?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Boostown University of Mucho-learning (also known as BUM).

Question 118: Do I ask too many questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Didn't you already ask that?

Question 119: Why can't Jay update more???
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because he's lazy.

Question 120: Did curiosity kill the cat?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, I killed that cat years ago.

Question 121: Did Bill and Fed ever kill Bob Saget???
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sadly, no. Bob Saget is still at large.

Question 122: Did you kill my father, WAIT YOU'RE MY FATHER!!!! Am I confusing you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I would hav eto say yes. Yes you are.

Question 123: Where did you put the real Donez you imposter!!!!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Under my desk. Wait, I'm the real Dr. Donez!

Question 124: What mini cstle in SMB3 are those arrow blocks???
Dr. Donez's Answer: What?

Question 125: Do you know the muffin man?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, and he tastes great. Mmm...blueberry...

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