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Ask Dr. Donez!

Ask Dr. Donez!



Question 1001: Why don't Bill or Fred join the message board?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bill spends all of his time reading fishing magazines and Fred just stalks Kirby everywhere to Deathray him.

Question 1002: If you use the ice pick,does prof. Executrain use the fire pick?that would be cool to see a death match withyou an executrain using a fire pick!
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, thankfully, the loser Executrain has no Pick-knowledge. I don't know what his special weapon is. Frankly, I don't want to find out.

Question 1003: Is that King Lemming standing over there with the Lemminator aimed at you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, but I have my Special Anti-Lemming Shields up.

Question 1004: What is that one line after the second "Woopty Doo" in that song Binky sings on Garfield and Friends?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um..."Hey hey?"

Question 1005: How do you do the Luigi?
Dr. Donez's Answer: First, Nintendo has to neglect you for years. Then you come out with your own game. Repeat process till death.

Question 1006: Why am stupid?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Too many X-rays?

Question 1007: Why does It take so long for you to answer?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, soooooooooorrrry!

Question 1008: Do you know when gamecube comes out?I do!
Dr. Donez's Answer: I already have one. Nintendo is trying to butter me up because of the "Heat Ray" incident.

Question 1009: What is your fav GBA game?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Super Donez 128.

Question 1010: What is your fav food?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Usually it's fried turnips. But only on weekends.

Question 1011: Do purple people eaters really eat purple people?
Dr. Donez's Answer: They did, but since there are no purple people, they are now extinct.

Question 1012: Are you a purple person?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Do I look purple?

Question 1013: Are you a purple people eater eater?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I hope not, or I'm completely ruining my diet.

Question 1014: Am I a newbie?
Dr. Donez's Answer: 147 posts? Yeah, your a newbie.

Question 1015: Am I insane?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, now I'M insane. Watch out.

Question 1016: OoC: Can you all not read? Dr. D specifically said "No more than 5 questions a post". However, I think that should be changed to "No more than 5 questions an answering period".
Dr. Donez's Answer: So what if this is OoC. No question is safe from Dr. Donez! I like that idea. Maybe I can talk Jay into it. Oh, and no, I don't think they can read.

Question 1017: If bow is a mew,and i'm an johto-american celebi,then how do i fart?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...go to Fart School. They'll teach you.

Question 1018: Do you want a rose pick(plant type),the fire pick(fire type),the volt pick(electric type),or the death pick(dark type)?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No! Just the Ice Pick!

Question 1019: Sence all types are from pokemon crystal(plus new NC and spanyard types),fred is bug/spanyard types,bill is flying/psychic types,and jay is normal/NC types,are you psychic/NC type(s)?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...(Someone has been playing Pokemon too much)...yes...sure...

Question 1020: Was that last one long?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, I read fast.

Question 1021: Bow:do you want free celebetic potion(450 hp,45 mp/fp)in your favorite flavor?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'll pass.

Question 1022: Is there no God?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hm...I don't think I've seen any religious questions here yet. Because of my highly specific training, I'm not much of a religion person. But if you ask Jay you'll probably get a different answer.

Question 1023: HELP! I AM BEING PERSUED BY A PENGUIN OF MONSTEROUS PROPORTIONS!!!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Ok...well, do you want me to do anything or what?

Question 1024: Who is this Executrain guy?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Just some loser I went to Med School with. He's just pure evil. But he's pretty stupid, so don't mind him.

Question 1025: Does Wyoming exist?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only to the people in Wyoming.

Question 1026: When will Mario finally die?
Dr. Donez's Answer: When Microsoft takes over the Video Game industry and destorys Nintendo.

Question 1027: Where is my Laser Gun?
Dr. Donez's Answer: In your holster?

Question 1028: To be? Or not to be?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I pick not to be. What's my prize?

Question 1029: Ezz Yuow Awn Djruhggz?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hey kid, lay off the drugs.

Question 1030: Sorry, I was impersonating Jared. Do you forgive me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure.

Question 1031: What is the meaning of life?
Dr. Donez's Answer: If you read the great Hitchhikers guide, then 42. If you listen to me, then it's Chewy Chewy Donez Bars, sold in your local supermarket.

Question 1032: Is there heaven and hell? Do we reincarnate?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...great...another religous question. The answer to both questions is "Sure, if you believe so."

Question 1033: Is mankind evolving, or is it too late?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It's too late. I'll control you all before you evolve again.

Question 1034: Who's your favorite battlebot?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...the one with the thing and does the stuff.

Question 1035: Where do I get my thoughts?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Probably from a small village in India.

Question 1036: Why isn't Kyle anywhere to be seen?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Bah, who knows. Maybe he's on the moon.

Question 1037: Who wants to be a Millionare?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Me! ME!!! Wait...it was rhetorical.

Question 1038: My God, why hast thou forsaken me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Maybe he confused you for Jared.

Question 1039: Where's Waldo?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Behind you with a knife.

Question 1040: Y'all ready for this?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No.

Question 1041: What is life?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Are you reading this? There you go.

Question 1042: Why dont I fear he wrath of Jay?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Have you grown immune to his rath, maybe? Maybe he's just not wrathful enough.

Question 1043: Has jay met my bud Raicgu Cossack 765?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't think so.

Question 1044: How come most of Turn-A Gamer's questions look so familiar?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Maybe you dreamed them the night before. Or maybe you can read minds.

Question 1045: Is Jay going to archive this before it's finished again?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if he's an idiot. Dang, we're doomed.

Question 1046: Which Characters name from Dragon Ball Z in Japanese is Mr. Satan?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...let me take a guess and say Vegeta. Just because Vegeta rules.

Question 1047: Why do they call them PEZ?
Dr. Donez's Answer: PEZ stands for Please Enter Ziam. They were made for Ziam propaganda.

Question 1048: What does England call its police officers?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Panzys.

Question 1049: Which professional Wrestler starred in the movie "The Princess Bride?"
Dr. Donez's Answer: Andre the Giant. By the way, I played Intego Montoya.

Question 1050: Which type of wood are most baseball bats made of?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...dang, I know this! Can I have a lifeline? Blow up a friend? Kill the audience?

Question 1051: Jay, if you don't want anyone to make more questions, why not just temporarily close the topic?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because that would make sence.

Question 1052: Is Jay on the merge of being possessed by King Lemming too?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What makes you think that he isn't already possesed? You saw how he jumped out of that window in Bill and Fred's Quazi-Mediocre Adventure.

Question 1053: What are you doing in that tree above my head?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? Who, me? Oh, I was...um...nothing much. Just...um...looking at some leaves...yes...this is a very interesting sample of a dogwood...(falls out).

Question 1054: Is that beatle kirby fights in kirby's adventure Fred?Or is it the @nd one you fight in the arena?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I really don't know. I think that Fred is the dude in the Arena. Maybe. But you'd probably have to ask him.

Question 1055: Will Jay ever finish his Comics tutuorial?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Who knows. If Jay ever remembers too, I guess so. If you want it done, the best way to do so is to bother him constantly.

Question 1056: Will i ever figure out where the sprites go after I hit "print screen"?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, if you want to know, I could tell you. But you didn't ask that. So the answer to your question is no.

Question 1057: Why aren't I a golden Rapidmon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I donno, what the heck is a Rapidmon? Some kind of bear on drugs?

Question 1058: What exactly is a Welvearn?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Beats me. Go ask Mr. Owl.

Question 1059: What is a Yeukan?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A dog with only three legs. That's probably wrong, but hey, that's the answer.

Question 1060: Are you in Super Mario Advance?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, because of the whole "sock factory incident", they replaced me with a different Tweeter. Those bums.

Question 1061: What about Bill? Is he?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah. He's still in the same old Neglected place.

Question 1062: My TV broke, can I use yours?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, you can if you want. But mine currently only gets MS-NBC.

Question 1063: I stepped in the toilet, what do I do?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Run around your house three times, stick your hands on your head, and yell out at the top of your lungs, "Momma-mia! That's a spicy meatball!"

Question 1064: Did cheese really attach Brooklyn, or am I a lunitic?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Both.

Question 1065: Now Bigfoot's in my room, wearing my 3 year old pants! WHAT DO I DO!?!? HELP ME!!!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Do what I told you before, but do it all backwords.

Question 1066: How's it going?
Dr. Donez's Answer: How's what going? How is a car going? Internal combusion engine. How is a train going? Steam. Be more specific man! Wait...how am I going? I'm going by eating a lot of chile dogs.

Question 1067: When you take over the world, can I have some pizza?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well...maybe...if you're nice...but just one slice!

Question 1068: Do you like Link or Zelda?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, if you mean links of steel chain, then no. If you mean links of hotdogs, then no. And Zelda? Sure, I have no beef with her.

Question 1069: Want some pizza?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes please...Epsilon ate all of mine...

Question 1070: Are you getting a Gamecube?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if Nintendo drops the lawsuit.

Question 1071: Why is the little bear lost?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It was looking for the fastest way to Maryland.

Question 1072: Do you wear a hat?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only when I go to basebal games.

Question 1073: 1.what do use to open ROMS with?2.and where do you get it?3.If Luigi`s Mansion beat "Super Mario 128" to the first Mario game on the gamecube,then why is Luigi STILL considered "neglected"?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The answer to all three questions are the first three words of the National Anthem. Not the USA's, but China's.

Question 1074: Do you like boobies?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes, but if you want any further answer, you'll have to buy Dr. Donez's Book of Love. Only $599.99!

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Dr. Donez's Answer: .ssalc erutaretil a ekat uoy taht dnemmocer I tuB .oN

Question 1076: Can you give me some banana bread?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sorry, I'm all out. But I'm baking some right now in the patented Dr. Donez Atomic Oven. They'll be ready in a few seconds.

Question 1077: What about a banana and grapefruit extract?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nope, sorry. The Govenment asked me to stop selling those.

Question 1078: Um...if you give me the banana, banana bread, and grapefruit extract, can you tell me how to make a potion out of that stuff that I can use to rule the world? *shifty eyes* not that I would try to use it to take over the world or anything.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Of course not! I wouldn't want anyone to beat me to my ultimate goal!

Question 1079: Why grapefruit extract?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Your question should be, Why indeed?

Question 1080: What did I do?
Dr. Donez's Answer: You asked a question. Man, are you forgetful.
v Question 1081: Finish this sentence: I wish there was...
Dr. Donez's Answer: a hammer that I could use to beat up people.

Question 1082: Whaz yo' name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Dr. Donez! Foo'!

Question 1083: What was the most embarrasing prank that you fell for?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...I'd rather not talk about it.

Question 1084: Did I ask the same question?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Did I give the same answer?

Question 1085: How do you turn this water bottle into a Shy guy?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Say the magic words, "Fo Fa Famy!" This won't give you a Shy Guy, but will make you look stupid.

Question 1086: Did I ask the same question?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Did I give the same answer?

Question 1087: How come Mario is eating the last of my Macoroni And Cheese?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Add horse tranquilizer to the next Mac and Cheese you make.

Question 1088: Can you stop him?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sorry, but I'm on call all night.

Question 1089: ::Takes out $5,000,000 American:: For this much?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, I don't have to be on call ALL night...

Question 1090: What is the answer to this question?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The answer to that question.

Question 1091: Jared - why do you let him breathe?
Dr. Donez's Answer: When I take over the world, he'll be my official foot-rest.

Question 1092: Who are you and what have you done with Dr. Donez?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...I'M Dr. Donez!

Question 1093: What's the point in living if you cant feel alive?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Now you're talking.

Question 1094: Do you expect me to talk?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, only if you're alive.

Question 1095: Why do I like Mike tyson's punch-out so much?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because you like rings? Or kitting people.

Question 1096: Who is da real slim shady?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I am.

Question 1097: Is Protoman cool?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, anyone with a cape is automatically cool.

Question 1098: Forte and Gospel or Bass and Treble?
Dr. Donez's Answer: False.

Question 1099: Do you like scary video games?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if they arn't scary.

Question 1100: Why did Adam eat an apple?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because they were all out of flesh eating bacteria.

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