Question 51: Paper or Plastic?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Paper. No, Plastic. No, Paper. Wait, no, Plastic. I changed my mind again, Paper. So thats my final answer, Plasic. No, Paper! Plastic! Paper! IE!!! Wait, why am i going to the store, anyway? I generate all of my food in my patented "Dehungerfier" that i built in the lab.
Question 52: Who wrote the book of love?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, if I did, you'd know it would be a small book. So I'd say Mario. He's had more chicks falling over him then James Bond and Indiana Jones combined.
Question 53: What am I hopeful for?
Dr. Donez's Answer: To be the OG Story Mod? Or was this annother trick question?
Question 54: Will i ever overcome my problem of being a compulsive masterbator?
Dr. Donez's Answer: For you I recommend purchasing "Dr. Donez's Book of Love".
Question 54: Who let the dogs out?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What? Where??? Who said there were dogs out here??? I'm afraid of dogs! Who let the dogs out? Who? Who, who,who????? Wait a minute...apparently flash_fox's pal Tom did.
Question 55: By sing the formula 5e squared divided by 45/50, can I predict a perfect way to melt peoples brains psychokenetically?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...well...lets see...Sure, why not. And I bet you can make up words like psychokenetically as well.
Question 56: Why?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why not?
Question 57: If Pie are Squared, then what are oreos?
Dr. Donez's Answer: In the case of an oreo, we have to use Hydrofromi's Equation of Chocolate, which is Four-thirds Oreo Cubed or (4/3)*O^3
Question 58: What was the color of Abraham Lincoln's white horse?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Vorpal (this is Vorpal, right), you're really starting to freak me out. And thats hard to do, because I am Dr. Donez! Anyway, the color of Ab Lincoln's white horse is purple with blue polka-dots. Oddly enough this is also the color od Lincoln's White House.
Question 59: Isn't Waluigi the coolest name ever?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It would have been cooler if his name was Waluigi-of-Death.
Question 60: If he shot the sherrif, why didn't he shoot the deputy?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'd have to say it was because he was out of ammo. Who's he, anyway? Is this all Bill's fault?
Question 61: Why 'Donez'?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because "Dr. Love" was already taken. Why do you call yourself "Kalmazoo702"?
Question 62: Am I the coolest person you have ever seen, or do you stink?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Wait, hold on a second. (Sniff, sniff). Dang! I do stink!
Question 63: Will I ever become a MULTIBILLONAIRE???(if you don't know this go check NF's comic that is going to be put up next saturday)
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...where does one find this comic, may I ask?
Question 64: What's a printer?
Dr. Donez's Answer: A printer is someone who makes copies of paper for a living by using his own snot for ink.
Question 65: Why does Mario in Jay's comix have a tail?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because Jay couldn't find a picture of Mario with a finger up his nose.
Question 66: If 1+1=2 what is 1+Mario?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...shoot...I know I learned this is Math 930. Um...George Washington?
Question 67: Why does Mario rule above all?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because when Luigi was asked to Rule Above All, he was in the john and was unable to return the message in time.
Question 68: Am I stupid?
Dr. Donez's Answer: That would depend on how stupid you are.
Question 69: Do I say Mario to much?
Dr. Donez's Answer: How would I know? I'm only a Doctor.
Question 70: Am I wearing a racoon suit?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure, why not.
Question 71: Is Luigi behind me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, and he has a knife. Watch out!!!
Question 72: What's my real name?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Billy Bob?
Question 73: Why are Bill and Fred so funny?
Dr. Donez's Answer: They practice, quite a bit. Most of their work is throw out because of how bad it is. The good stuff they keep.
Question 74: Why whenever anyone says your name a close up of you comes and says DR DONEZ!?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Its a birth defect known as "Closeup Syndrone". I've had it since I was born. I went to therapy for years, but with no luck. Now I just try to learn to live with it.
Question 75: Can I flush myself down the toilet?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Only if I can go first.