Question 1: "OK, why is Dr. Donez called Dr. Donez?"
Dr. Donez's Answer: "Why that is because it is my name, of cource! Jay gave it to me, so go ask him!"
Question 2: "And, how long is a piece of string?"
Dr. Donez's Answer: "Why, a piece of string is always, no matter what kind of string, four and a half feet long."
Question 3: "Why is the Earth shaped lke a banana?"
Dr. Donez's Answer: "Why, that is very simple, my lad, is it becayse...wait a minute...Are you suguesting that coconuts migrate?"
Question 4: "Is Bill cool?"
Dr. Donez's Answer: "I guess that would depend on how high the tempurature is the day you asked him."
Question 5: "Will Jay Resop EVER run out of evil twins???"
Dr. Donez's Answer: "Not while he's still breathing. And can come up with more ways to mess up his last name."
Question 6: "What would YOU say if I asked you what the answer was?"
Dr. Donez's Answer: "The answer to the question, of cource."
Question 7: What is the air speed velocity of an unladed swallow?
Dr. Donez's Answer: (In British accent) What do you mean, African or European?
Question 8: How much money would it cost for me to buy the rights to Smithy?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'd say about five bucks. But you'd have to sell your soul to Nintendo in the process.
Question 9: Were did I hide the hamster?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, the hamster is obviously hidden where you hid it at.
Question 10: Do you like stir fried chicken heads?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...no comment...I feel sick...
Question 11: What happens if I put fire works under your chair?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hey, that was you who put those there??? I got 3rd degree burns when they exploded!!!
Question 12: Will Jay choose Fred The Spanyard vs. Mario as his next deathmatch?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Possibly. No one knows what the Master Jay Resop thinks.
Question 13: What are you anyway, a masked bird?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why, I'm Dr. Donez! of course!
Question 14: Are all your base belong to us?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yes, as well as all your zigs.
Question 15: Why is Nintendo taunting us by leaving Luigi behind in Paper Mario?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Thats because Nintendo is one (bleep)ing (bleep)ing company full of a buch of (bleep)ing (bleep)s.
Question 16: Why is my left eye missing?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...woops. I thought it was a billiard ball. You can have it back now.
Question 17: Are you my mother?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Its hard for me to tell you, but yes! I've hid the truth for so long, because I was afraid. Wait, you are Bill Nye the Science Guy, right? Oh, nevermind then.
Question 18: Will flash_fox ever make a sucessful comic?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sure, ff, I've already seen some of your work and it's great.
Question 19: If I challenged Fred to a deathmatch, would he except the challenge?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I don't know, you'd have to ask Fred.
Question 20: Why am I at the bottem of every post FF makes?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...did you get stuck?
Question 21: Why didn't you let the REAL Dr. Donez answer the questions?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Wait, what? Wait! You are Dr. Donez!? You are an imposter! I am the real Dr. Donez! At least I think I am...thats what it says on my PhD.
Question 22: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a totsie pop?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Exactly Five hundred and thirty-four trillion, nine hundred and twenty-one billion, two hundred and eleven million, six hundred and fifty-four thousand, one hundred and three licks.
Question 23: Why does every one go to Jasons furiture?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um..what? Beacuse...it...um...smells...like... um....strawberries?
Question 24: Do flying monkeys eat flying bananas?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Simple logic. If regular monkeys eat regular banannas, then flying monkeys eat flying banannas.
Question 25: Why is Bill the Elf Guy's shoes dumb?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because they were made by Jay. But don't tell him I said that.