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Megamash

Megamash

Created By: GreatFreakSquall
Name: Megamash
Gender: Male
Birthplace: In the darkest corners of your home.
Friends: Bill the Extra Guy, Fred the Spaniard, Link, Yoshi, Wario, Bowser, Wart
Enemies: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Pikachu
Good / Evil / Loner / Neutral: Neutral
Description of looks: He looks like a four armed freak. He has two eyes, a brain and no heart. He has no ears and no nose. His lips are green and so is his skin. He has two legs. Anything I missed? Nope. Yes. He's 1' 1". He weighs 2 kilos.
Short Description of Life: His life is very weird, if you call it a life. Every day, he wakes up. Then he brushes his hair like a good little boy. Then he beats up Mario, and ocassionally (*cough* All the time *cough*) gets beat up. His hatred of Mario's source is the fact that Mario killed his mother's father's daughter's son's cousin's uncle's neice's aunt's nephew's brother's sister's colleges's roommate's second cousin's boss's best friend! (Ohh, that's horrible.) Anyway. After beat up, he sleeps for 12 hours.
Mario Games that this Character would fit in (Made up games or Real games): Mario's Death, Bowser's Triumph, The Attack of the Goombas
Currently: Working in Peach's castle, waiting to strike. Also trying to change his name to Megamashastompasmasha.
Other Comments: What is there to say? Except... his victory and loss count. Victories: 0 Losses: 846285892096730673967u3967396773967386739673486673987739673455555. Then, his brothers and sisters' names: Megamash, Megamash, Megamash, Megamash, Megamash. How he gets beat up by Mario: His only attack is the Mega Mash. Unfortuantely for this midget, his mash is an ant's sneeze. Too bad.