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The Mushroom Wars Our spy, Mount N. Hill, rushed into the castle. "Luigi found the Crystal of Reststop!" he yelled.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?" I screamed. "Everyone, letís go, itís time for WAR!!!!"
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We went to the warp pipe room. "Okay, hereís how weíll divide it. Iggy, Wendy, Larry, and I are going straight at the Mario Bros. and Peach," I said.
"Roy and Morton are coming with me to go defeat King Dad," Geek said. ("Didnít I say ŽDonít call me Geekí?" "No, you said ŽMy name is Ludwig, not Geek.í" "Grrr...")
We each took various troops and jumped down the warp pipes in the room. Geek and his troops jumped into a pipe marked "Bowserís Castles." My troops and I jumped down the pipe labled "Super Mario Bros. Headquartes" or "SMBHQ" for short. A few idiots jumped down a pipe marked "Kirby Headquarters" but we continued on. We saw a series of doors as we walked through. One was labeled "Fanfics" another "Cartoons", a third was labeled "Whatís New." We finally found a door marked "Characters" and went in. We was more doors. "Comix," "Deathmatches" "Name Game." We decided to walk into "Bios". THere were pictures of virtually every person in the world. I walked over to the picture of Peach and looked in. I signaled the troops to follow me. We walked in and saw the princess sitting down for tea with Mario, the fat load, and Luigi. There was silence as tea was being poured, and suddenly we heared the scream of my little sister, Wendy...
"ATTACK!!!!!!"
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Meanwhile, Geekís troop was doing fine. "Okay, we donít want to go into the fanfic door or the game door...," he pondered.
"What about the mailroom? He might be there," Roy suggested.
"Okay, letís go there." They walked into the room and saw a series of doors with different dates. June 13 was the newest. There was one from febuary. He walked into the door marked "Current" seeing if that was were Bowser was. He saw King Dad writing letters with a Hyrulian being.
"On the count of three, we attack," said Geek. "Moron, start counting."
Moron started counting on his fingers. "One.... Two.... WEDDING CAKE!!!"
"He means...," Roy started, "THREE!!!!"

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