The Mushroom Wars
We walked into Wartís throneroom. We saw the huge frog sitting on his
throne, fast asleep.
"Die.... Die.... Kill Luigi...Kill Peach....Kill Lard Boy..." he said in
"I think this will work," I wispered to Iggy. We waited around a while.
Then he woke up.
"AHHHH!!!" Wart screamed, "Who are you?"
"Prince Iggy Koopa and Princess Lemmy Koopa," Iggy stupidly said.
"Princess?" I asked. Then I whacked him.
"I mean, Iggy and Lemmy, the Koopa princes."
"Whatís a Koopa?" Wart asked us.
"Marioís worst enemy. And Luigiís," I started. "We were wondering if you
could help us fight Mario, Luigi, and help us in mutany against King
"Sure," Wart agreed. We left sub-con and started coming back here. Then
Wart came up with a question. "Have you ever beaten Mario before?"
"Uh... No," Iggy replied.
"Then we need reinforcements."
"Already handled," I told them.
("This is were I come in."
When re arrived Geek greeted us. "The calls have been made," he said.
"Good. I love crossovers," Larry said. Just then the door rang.
"This must be them," said the Princess Brat. Moron went to open the
door. In the doorway stood a rouges gallery of other villans. Dr. Wiley,
Dr, Robotnik, Neo Cortex. Sigma, Giovanni, Wario, and almost every other
villan in the video game world.
"We have come," said Wiley. "Wereís my robot lab?"
"Come this way," said Geek. "You too, Robotnik." The three walked off.
"Remember the deal," started Cortex, "If we win, you help my get rid of
Crach Bandicoot and his little sister, Coco."
"We know," said Iggy, "Come this way to your lab." The two walked off.
Then Wario piped up, "KILL MARIO!!!!"
"We will," I said. Wario went to his room. The other villans all went to
their assigned quarters. Wario slept in Moronís castle. Iggy and I were
lucky enough to have out guestroom used by Giovanni, the boss rocket.
The two doctors and Cortex stayed with Geek. Wendy shared her castle
with a few female villans, none of wich I remember. Sigma stayed with
Larry. The other villans all stayed werever they fit.
The next day we came to the Koopa Kidís Kitchen (or KKK) which was in
Wendyís castle, her being the only one who knew how to cook. We had
pancakes and french toast. The toast was shaped like dinosaurs. We had a
huge plan on how to acheive victory.
"I can use some pokemon to battle for me," started the Boss Rocket, "But
mine arenít that great. Iíll go get some more today."
"Cool," said Iggy.
"BIG GUNS!!! FIRE!!!!" yelled Wario.
("That was Morton."
"I need time to make my robots," said Dr. Wiley. "Robotnik and I are
working on a super robot currently."
"Good," I said, "And how are you, Sigma?"
"Iím making some other robots of my own," he replied.
"Perfect, let the work continue," I said. We finished breakfast and went