Google
Web smbhq.com

About SMBHQ Games Mailbag Store NC Extras Contact Us SMBHQ Forum


Ask Dr. Donez!

Ask Dr. Donez!



Question 226: Will there be any Gundam, Ronins or Sailor in the battle DR. DONEZ?
Dr. Donez's Answer: If there are, I'm moving to The Mushroom Kingdom.

Question 227: I heared that in Super Mario Advanced, you've been promoted to the FIRST Tweeter in the game. Is this true?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No...still Second Tweeter. (Sniff).

Question 228: Why is there a question 4 If I only said I was going to ask three?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Maybe you have some kind of disorder where you haveto ask more then three questions. Here, take this drug (Smacks with a hammer).

Question 229: Okay, guess more than three... Final question. Promise. Does Jay like team rocket, on account of they abuse and kill pokemon?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I donno. I guess he does. Although Jay isn't muh of a Pokemon fan in general. But I guess Team Rocket is OK in his book.

Question 230: If Dr. Pepper is just what the doctor ordered, which doctor ordered it? Was it you? If it was, I brought your shipment.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Dr. Pepper...my arch nemisis... Wait, my arch nemisis is Prof. Executrain. Nevermind.

Question 231: Why the heck did Nintendo make such a big deal out of Pokemon? It was a mediocre RPG!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Look, it's very simple. Nintendo=$$$ Lovers.

Question 232: Also, if a Scotsman plays the bagpipes, an Englishman sings, and a Spanyard dances, what does the Welshman do? Is Welshman a word?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The Welshman takes a picture to sell on E-bay.

Question 233: Really?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, I made this answer up.

Question 234: hello I'm a moron.I need to ask you a question.first of all is hamburger made of people from hamburg?secondly why does my cats breath smell like cat food?oh yeah how many atoms can a helecopter chop and how long does it take if a beaver is driving?
Dr. Donez's Answer: What's with people and not using the Shift key? Back to the Simpsons with you.

Question 235: YOU STOLE MY TACO! i was going to eat that for lunch!now I'm going to steal your brothers shoe! my splein still hurts
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...right. 6.

Question 236: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....huh! wha!I'll give you 50 no 40 no 30 dollors for your icepick!plus I'll give you my taco!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sorry, but the Ice Pick technology is too advanced to sell for a couple measily bucks. I need at least 60 bucks.

Question 237: This is very important. WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS DR. DONEZ!? I HAVE SEEN YOU SO MANY TIMES AND YET I DON'T KNOW WHERE IN SUBCON YOU CAME FROM! And what is your ice pick made of?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Ack! Caps! My mind! Stop yelling!

Question 238: ALRIGHT DR.DONEZ, YOUR A BIRD HOW THE HECK DID YOU EVER GET A DEPLOMA FOR MEDICAL IF YOUR A TWEETER? OH AND, WHY DID YOU PIOSON MY WATER, KILL MY CROPS, AND EAT MY HAMSTERS!? (SORRY IF THIS IS MORE THEN 1 QUESTION DR. DONEZ)
Dr. Donez's Answer: Stop with the caps! My brain! Overload! IE!!!

Question 239: Why? Whyyyyyyyyy?! Tell me now!!!! I can't take the suspense!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because my head hurts and I'm mad.

Question 240: What methods do people use today to understand cultiures of the past?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Mostly cherry pie filling.

Question 241: How did physical geography affect the growth of ancient civilizations?
Dr. Donez's Answer: It's bad. Very bad.

Question 242: How did the beliefs and values of ancient civilizations affect the lives of thier members?
Dr. Donez's Answer: By using a lot of duct tape.

Question 243: How did ancient civilizations in Europe, Africa and Asia develop a government and a economic system?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Slot machines.

Question 244: What accomplishments is each civilization known for?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Stuff. And things. Don't forget things.

Question 245: How did the interactions of the ancient civilizations have profound consequences for all major civilizations in all subsequent periods of world history?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Are you just trying to use me to write some kind of history report? Try to cheat from one of your friends.

Question 246: Dr.Donese I am your father(2)Why dont apple jacks taste like real apples?(3)What does the Cat in the hat keep in his hat?(4)Have you ever seen the show Outlaw Star(5)Can you kill Kyle Orland?(6)what Fred the spanyard + Bill the extra guy + Dr.Donese + Kyle Orland + Jay Resup + Silence I mean Steave=?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um...yeah. I think there was a mess up with this one. The answer to all of them is 42.

Question 247: I noticed that your weapon is an Ice Pick. And that's the strongest weapon you have? I wouldn't believe it. Give me the some stats on your weapon, and next time, I'll show you mine. The Death Sword. The black sword of evil. I'll await your answer. Gra, ha, ha!!!
Dr. Donez's Answer: The Ice Pick rules all. I'd like to see you try.

Question 248: Why is my Mom a jelly filled donut?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Maybe she was made by Dunk'n Donuts. Mmm...Dunk'n Donuts.

Question 249: Is this family messed up? My Mom is 41, she had my dad when I was 5, my sister had my Mom when she was 20.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Mayeb she ate too many donuts.

Question 250: Is Mario in my closet?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Yeah, but he probably locked himself in.

Go back to NC