Question 151: If the Pet Force books take place in another universe, why does Vetvix refer to Madonna in one of the books?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Um... Well... Yes.
Question 152: Where is Clinton now that he's no longer our sappy president?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Eating hot dogs. No, nothing else. Just hot dogs.
Question 153: Why is Bush stupid?
Dr. Donez's Answer: At least he's not another Clinton.
Question 154: Why is Gore so hellbent on being the prez?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'd say that Al Gore is really an Evil Space Mutant named Yooooorgar who is bend on controling the Earth. Becoming the President of the United States was just Plan A. He'll be back.
Question 155: Why am I singing the doom song all day? Doom doom, doom doom doom DOOM, doom doom doom, doom! Doom.
Dr. Donez's Answer: You need to switch yourself off of "Repeat" and onto "Shuffle" or something.
Question 156: Kan i spel pleez sey yes!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Donez's Answer: No. Oh, alright, yes.
Question 157: Did you know that there is a 121st star in Mario 64?
Do you believe me?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No, because I have it.
Question 158: Have you ever read 'The Phantom Toll Booth'?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, I'm not much on reading AT&T ads.
Question 159: If so, did it confuse you?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I wouldn't know.
Question 160: Does Jay loathe all Pokèmon or just certain ones?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Officially, Jay doesn't hate Pokemon. Unofficially, Jay doesn't hate Pokemon. But he does enjoying making fun of Freakachu. But then again, who doesn't?
Question 161: Who would win in a dogfight between Han Solo and Dash Rendar?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Hmm...tough one. Han Solo. Definately.
Question 162: Whatever happened to Friendly Floyd?
Dr. Donez's Answer: He sadly went the way of the Wooster.
Question 163: How come whenever you stick the straw into the Capri Sun packet the juice squirts onto your shirt?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Because it's a stupidly made product.
Question 164: How much wood could a woodpecker peck if a peckerwood were a checkerboard square?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'd say...you're annoying.
Question 165: How on EARTH did Dr. Wily go from a mad scientist to a boat rentalsman?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Maybe he didn't do it on Earth. Maybe he moved to Mars first.
Question 166: Why's Jason's hair blue in the ending movie to 'Blaster Master'?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Maybe he buys the same hair dye that Shala bought in Chrono Trigger.
Question 167: Why did the Plutonium Boss nuke Eve's home planet?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Why not? I know I love to blow up people's planet for no reason. You should try it sometime. It takes away a lot of your agression.
Question 168: Who wants to beat up a Millionaire?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I do!!! I do!!!
Question 169: Will Magic 8-Balls ever work?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, all that they can do is give you a random stupid and meaningless answer. If you ask me, though, I give you a non-random stupid and meaningless answer.
Question 170: Will the US ever adopt the Metric system?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Heck no.
Question 171: Are you a close friend of Dr. Viper? If so, could you ask him to send me some jars of Katalyst 99? I wanna blow up my school with them.
Dr. Donez's Answer: Now now, we here at NC do not encourage kids to blow up their schools. (Psst, hey, you know that place behind that place? Meet me there with the money, then we'll talk).
Question 172: Hey, Dr.Donez, I tried out an ice pick on Jay Respos stunt double, but it didn't do anything! can you tell me what I'm doing wrong?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Well, obviously, you didn't use THE Ice Pick, just a boring old imitation ice pick. Only the one and only Ice Pick will work.
Question 173: Do you like to?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Nah, it stinks.
Question 174: What is the meaning of?
Dr. Donez's Answer: No.
Question 175: What? /////aaaaa/?????????? What is ===?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Stop that.