Poser: Deathmatch, Deathmatch, Deathmatch!
Orlando: Yet another fight for the main man Mario!
Poser: Yada, yada, yada, Tubba.
Orlando: And in the Pink corner, the Hyrule royalty, Zelda!
Poser: This fight will conclude Deathmatch Number 5, where Mario and Zelda were at each other's necks thirsting for blood!
Orlando: Um..very graphic. This should be a great fight.
Orlando: Wow! Zelda starts off with some heat!...i mean some ice...i mean, what do i mean?
Poser: I think she's been playing a little too much Final Fantasy 3...
Poser: Whats this?? Mario is trying to power-up!
Poser: Yah...a little too much FF3.
Poser: Um..Triforce of Stupidity?
Orlando: Better not ask...
Orlando: And it looks like Zelda has defeated Mario! But wait, why isn't the fight stopping!?!?!?
Poser: Looks like she wants to beat up Mario some more, Lyle.
Poser: And some more...
Orlando: Yah, definately too much FF3.
Orlando: Is it over now???
Poser: Looks like it is. It'll probably be a while before you see Mario in another fight...ouch... But look for an all new NC Deathmatch soon! Go back to NC
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