Host: Welcome to the first ever Neglected Character Deathmatch! I am your host, John Poser II.
Host #2: And I am Lyle Orlando.
Poser: We'll show you all the deadlyest matchups in the history of gaming!
Orlando: On to tonite's match.
Poser: In the Yellow corner, weighing in at 230 pounds, the Green Great, the Deadly Dinosaur, the King of Krule, Yoshi!
Orlando: And in the Purple courner, weighing in at 20 pounds, the Mega Marshmellow, the King of Kuteness, the one and only, Kirby!
Poser: This will be one heck of a fight. This match will determine the Master of Munching.
Orlando: Yoshi has his work cut out for him, Kirby is the greatest fighter in Dreamland.
Poser: But Yoshi has been carrying Mario on his back for years, I don't know if anything harder than THAT.
Orlando: Lets Get Ready to Rumble!
Orlando: So Kirby starts off the night with his patented Mega Muncher.
Poser: Yoshi is in a ton of trouble. No one to go inside Kirby's mouth has ever made it out alive.
Poser: Oh oh, so Yoshi's Meteor turned out to be a dud. Better luck next time, Yos'ter.
Poser: Ouch! Yoshi is going to be feeling THAT in the morning.
Orlando: Yoshi shouldn't be too upset, he should be getting ready for his big part in Super MaRPGio 2. If it's any good...
Poser: Well, thats all for today.
Orlando: The next fight's contestants will be announced later (jay hasn't figured out an idea yet.
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Poser: This will be one heck of a fight. This match will determine the Master of Munching.
Orlando: So Kirby starts off the night with his patented Mega Muncher. 
Poser: Oh oh, so Yoshi's Meteor turned out to be a dud. Better luck next time, Yos'ter. 
Poser: Ouch! Yoshi is going to be feeling THAT in the morning.