[not] Proudly telling you what NOT to send as questions!

Updated 11/21/05

The first one comes from cool78927@aol.com:

Now, for a relatively novice-intermediate player, you're gonna have to bend the rules, but I found them myself. If I can take the amount of time you wrote that letter, I could have come up with at least 5 sites with all the cheats I know, and then some. Worth it? I think not.

Now from the Wierd Department at abboal@csrlink.net:

I do, but what would you like, Buddy? I won't give you anything until I know specifics.

From the Department of Duh, thelogue@pacbell.net riddles me this:

Lets see you answer this then do you know how to get Luigi in Mario 64
Please put this up on the mailbag.

Oh, I'll put it in the mailbag, all right. I'll put it in this mailbag!

And and and be be be sure sure sure to to to print print print this this this letter letter letter from from from Toadster113@aol.com Toadster113@aol.com pea19@gateway.net

...now, I'm no expert, but I think since all 3 letters are stating the same thing, they must be from the same person. That's why they all ended up here.

Names have not been removed to not protect the ignoramuses:

(site reads "I haven't started building my site yet. Please check back soon!")... Isn't fully complete? Hell, you haven't even started yet!

Questions similar to Sean Kelly's first indunction into the haul have already been asked (and answered) in the mailbag twice. This specific e-mail comes from Katie McGuire:

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have here a perfect example of someone who seems to cannot (or possibly will not) understand that Mario was created by and is owned, operated, and exclusive to Nintendo.

lizco2005 can't tell comix from games:

Doesn't this person realize that he/she answered his/her own question?

Tina Kelley (no relation) annoys us not once, but twice:

That's nice.

And that has to do with Mario in what way?Remember folks, questions like these two will only get you deleted (or posted here).