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I am Barrister Barry Dapo Smith, an attorney at law. I was the Personal
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years, and whom hereinafter shall be referred to as my Client.
I have a very confidential business proposition for you. On 12th
november, 1998, a British Oil consultant/contractor, Jarold Freeman,
with the Solid MineralsCorporation, Jarold Freeman made a numbered time
(Fixed) Deposit for Twenty Four (24) calendar months, valued at
US$12,500,000.00 (Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand American
Dollars) Upon maturity, I was notified by the bank and subsequently
sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply.
After a month, we sent a reminder and finally
we discovered from his contract employers, the Solid Minerals
Corporation that Mr. Jarold Freeman died along with is wife Mrs.
Barbara Freeman in a plane crash.
During my investigation regarding his asssets both Fixed and Liquid I
discovered that in some of the cash deposits Mr. Jarold Freeman did not
declare any kin or relations. This sum of US$12,500,000.00 is one of
such deposit and is still in the Bank and the interest is being rolled
over with the principal sum at the end of each year. According to the
Laws
of my country, Nigeria, at the expiration of 4 (Fours) years, the money
will be reverted to the accounts of the bank and some part if followed
up by the revenue board of the government will be given to the Nigerian
government. At this point it is apparent that the funds in question
will not be claimed, but I, as the attorney can put up a claim, of
course with your
and others to get this funds out.
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address so that as the attorney I will prepare the necessary documents
and affidavits that will put you in place as the Trustee of the estate
and also obtain the necessary documents and letter of
probate/administration in your favor for the transfer of the funds to
you. A bank account in
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transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary. The money will be
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be done by me and my position as the attorney to the late Jarold
Freeman guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you
are interested, Please contact me on this my private email. When I
receive
your response, I shall then provide you with more details on how we can achieve the desired objective.
Please do include in your reply your confidential telephone and fax numbers for speedy communication.
I await your urgent response.
Regards,
Barr.Barry .D. Smith (ESQ)
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