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How to Lose

     A true Mario fan can beat most any Mario game with their eyes closed. The biggest of fans, after beating each game multiple dozens of times, will have no problem blazing through even the toughest challenges. This perfection is mostly a blessing, but taken to extremes it can become a curse as well. With some people, the level of Mario skill becomes so high that they are unable to lose a Mario game, even when they're trying. Take this example:

     Dear Mr. Orland
I was recently trying to find the music that they play in Super Mario Bros. when Mario dies. I had forgotten what the music sounds like because it had been so long since I had died in a Mario game (10 years come tomorrow). When I tried to throw Mario into a pit, however, I found myself unable to do it. I would instinctively jump over the pit. I tried this many times at many different pits, but nothing seemed to work. Do you have an MP3 of the Mario death music on your web site?
- John Q. Player III (4th degree Mario black belt)

It take lots off practice and dedication to be able to kill Mario efficiently. But if you're just lazy, here's a few easy-to-learn tips on how to kill Mario. About the site. All Rights Reserved. All content contained herein is property of SMBhq. SMBhq is in no way affiliated with Nintendo Company Limited, Nintendo of America, or any other mentioned companies. Super Mario Bros. and all character names are copyrights of Nintendo Co. Ltd. More legal info. Privacy Statement.
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