The Grand Finale

By Fiddlesticks

Chapter One:Koopa Kare

Scene 1: Outside Bowser's Castle

(It's a dark and storm ridden night. A boo's cackle echoes throughout the surrounding landscape. The drawbridge begins to lower.... Bowser Koopa, king of the Koopas, begins to walk out, followed by Boom-Boom, his loyal minion.)

Bowser: Right Boom-Boom, now you've to baby-sit the Koopalings while I go torment the Mushroom land.
Boom-Boom: Boom-Boom do good job, boss Bowser!
Bowser: ........right... now, if you have any trouble.....
(Bowser hands Boom-Boom a box of Bob-Ombs.)
Bowser: .... just play their favorite lullaby by tossing these Bob-Ombs at something, they'll fall fast asleep....
Boom-Boom: Okey-dokey, boss Bowser!
Bowser: Right, FLY-GUYS!!!!!! GET THE CLOWNCOPTER!!!!!!!
(Bowser walks off, Boom-Boom turns around to walk back inside. A ball smashes him in the face and he falls over.)
Iggy: Nice shot, Lemington!
Lemmy: Why thank you, Ignatious, now... SHUT THE DRAWBRIDGE!
Boom-Boom: Ugh.... what the?!? No, Koopakiddies, no!
(The drawbridge closes, Boom-Boom smacks into it and falls into the lava moat.)
Lemmy: Yippy-Yappy-Doo! We did it!
Iggy: Criminy, so we diddly-did!
Lemmy: Let's go and tell the others, by crikey!

Scene 2: Koopaling's bed-room

(The kids are running around like maniacs..... as usual..... Iggy and Lemmy walk in.)
Lemmy: We diddly-did it!
Ludwig: Excellent! But, vat vill ve do now?
Morton: Let's go bother Kamek!
Roy: Nah, let's go and smash some Troopas' heads in!
Lemmy: Let's go throw balls at each other until we collapse!
Wendy: Let's listen to the new "Goomba Curd" single!
Iggy: Let's say the word "Crikey" endlessly!
(Others stare blankly.) Roy: Let's just smack Iggy round the head a couple a times....
Scene 3: Outside Bowser's Castle

(Boom-Boom has climbed out of the moat. Some Bloopers have attached themselves to his butt.)
Boom-Boom: Boom-Boom not like jellyfishies!
(Boom-Boom tries to shake them off. They get annoyed and bite.)
Boom-Boom: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The Bloopers detach. Boom-Boom runs around screaming.)
Blooper #1: Jeez, what's his problem?
Blooper #2: He should know all Bloopers hate people who "shake their booty"!
Blooper #3: You said it brother!
Blooper #1: I wonder, do ya think he'll ever stop running about?
Blooper #2: Maybe we can attack again if we put down "running and screaming" on our list of hated things?
Blooper #1: That's good enough for me.....
(Bloopers jump on and bite Boom-Boom's butt again, he screams and jumps at the drawbridge, smashes through it, and gets back inside.)
Boom-Boom: Oh goody, Boom-Boom back inside, I be thanking you, Jellyfishies!
Blooper #2: Uh...... is thanking us for biting him on our hated things list?
Blooper #1: Probably.......
(Bloopers bite again.)
Boom-Boom: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blooper #3: For some reason, this makes me feel good!

Scene 4: Inside the castle.

(The Koopalings are running about.)
Ludwig: Okay, ve've given all the Koopa Troopa's vedgies, now vat?
Morton: Give the Goombas "wet-willies"?
Ludwig: They have ears?!?
(Suddenly, Kamek appears.)
Kamek: Bowser promised you kids would be quiet while I worked! Where is your baby-sitter?!?
Morton: In some hot boiling lava....
Kamek: The sad thing is that's probably true...
Iggy: I tinkity-think that we should go to Kamek's tower and ruin all his work!
Others: Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!!
(The kids run off.)
Kamek: Hey! Come back here! Your father will hear of this! Hey? Come back?!?

Scene 5: Kamek's Tower

(The kids enter and grab all the things they can find, they then run over to Kamek's cauldron.)
Ludwig: Okay, now...... DROP IT ALL IN!!!!
Koopalings: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kamek enters.)
Kamek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(But he's too late. Everything falls in. There's a huge explosion. A huge spark flies out the window. Boom-Boom then enters.)
Boom-Boom: What Boom-Boom miss?
Kamek: A brain.....

Scene 6: Outside the Princess' castle

(Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Toad and the Princess are trying to fight off Bowser and an army of Fly-Guys. It isn't very hard and they're beating them with just a few punches. When they're all down they head over to Bowser.)
Mario: Right Bowser, this time there's no escape!
Bowser: Does this mean I'll miss "Bay-watch"?
(Just then the spark from Kamek's Cauldron comes tumbling down. It hits the ground in front of the good guys feet. It then explodes, knocking them out.)
Bowser: Heh heh..... now is the time of reckoning......

Scene 7: Back at Bowser's Castle

(The Koopalings' have been tied up and gagged. Boom-Boom and Kamek play chess.)
Boom-Boom: Uh....... what do the little horsey guys do?
Kamek: I dunno....
(Bowser then enters, holding a cage with Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Toad and the Princess inside.)
Bowser: Hey kids, poppa brought home a present for yas!

To be continued in Chapter 2: Koopa Kourt About the site. All Rights Reserved. All content contained herein is property of SMBhq. SMBhq is in no way affiliated with Nintendo Company Limited, Nintendo of America, or any other mentioned companies. Super Mario Bros. and all character names are copyrights of Nintendo Co. Ltd. More legal info. Privacy Statement.
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