Question Set #8
Dah King's Bag O' Nice Tries 106 -120Yo ho ho ho! It is
I the NEW Mushroom King. You heard that right: NEW Mushroom
King. The guy who called himself the Mushroom King was nothing
but a total and utter MORON! He knew next to nothing about
Mario. He was dethroned by his own stupidity! So, it's now
time for me, the new and improved Mushroom King, to take your
questions. I won't be as easy to fool, I assure you that!
-The King
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and
Girls, Children of All Ages. SMBhq and the Mushroom King proudly
bring to you, your questions....
Email 106
Dear Mushroom King,
If you could get these things for me that would
be great!
I would like two Yoshi eggs,one Poison mushroom, two Super mushrooms, two Super leaves, and one Picture of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Thank you
-Ben Higginbotham
What does this look like? The Grocery Store???? You are supposed to try and stump me, not ask me to get you things.
Email 107
Why dose Mario have a mustache?
-familyraus
If you didn't know, Mario is an Italian
plumber. And the stereotypical look for an Italian plumber
includes a thick black mustache. On a more technical note:
A mustache was easier to see than a mouth on the low resolution of the
original 8-bit Mario games.
Email 108
Where did Shigeru Miyamoto get the name for Mario
-Michael Gallagher
YOU TRYING TO STUMP ME WITH
THAT!?!?!?!?!? How dumb do you think I am? Way back in the early
'80s, the president of Nintendo of America took a look at "Jumpman" and
thought that he looked like the landlord of Nintendo's offices at the
time: Mario Segali.
Email 109
In question set 2, email 20, Godspeedflash asked
why Mario wears a hat. Unfortunately, the answer you gave, while being
a fairly informed guess, was not correct. There is a SPECIFIC reason
Mario wears a hat, and it's not some drivel about making his stronger
in M64.
So, I'll give you another try: Why does Mario wear a hat?
-Z!
Like I said in my intro, the old Mushroom King was dethroned by his own stupidity. I
would not have ignored the fact that Mario wears a hat because, like
the mustache, it was easier to see than hair on the original 8-bit
hardware (plus Mr Miyamoto wasn't good at designing hair).
Email 110
How can King Boo use the pedals in Mario Kart Double Dash if he doesn't have any feet?
-Bob Jindra
Is this really keeping you awake at
night? Don't you have anything better to ask me than how a ghost
drives a car? It's these trivial facts that makes this world a
hard one for morons like you to live in. Let's just say that King
Boo grows feet to drive. A ghost IS NOT a solid object you know.
Email 111
Hey Mario!
Were you and Bowser fighting since you were babies? I was just
wondering where I can get the DVD Super Mario Brothers King Koopa
Katastrophe and other Mario Brothers items and DVD's.
-David
Mario? There's no Mario here. This is called Dethrone the Mushroom King. If you want to contact Mario, go somewhere else.
If you want Mario items and DVDs you can always check Amazon.com and E-Bay.
Email 112
YOU LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember the part of E-mail
19 part 6, the one about every specie of chomp and the game their from?
Well, you forgot the chain chomp from Super Mario RPG first found in
Booster's Tower and then from the same game you also forgot the Gold
Chomp Chomp found in the pipe in Beans Valley next to the invisible
platform that you have to jump 3 times to make it appear and takes you
to The Great Guy's Casino TRY TO EXPLAIN THAT MUSHROOM
KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS Oh I also have a question how do you get the floating treasure chest
in Lands End? The chest with the hole with the 3 K-9's that pop out
when you shout yourself from the cannon.
E-mail me back what you think of me proving you wrong and the answer to my question thanks.
PS (again) ask me a question to stump the Super Mario RPG Master IF YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Super Mario RPG Master
You think you are quite proud are
you? Well you are right, the other guy was a moron!
However, I am not so dumb and if you think that I am going to play your
childish games, you are surely mistaken.
As for your treasure chest? That's easy. Stand between the
cannon and the plateau and jump to activate a hidden platform.
Crawl back into the cannon and it will fire you onto the
platform. Once you've landed, the platform will do a magic carpet
routine, whisking you to the Treasure Box, which contains a Frog Coin.
Don't mess with the master kid, you can get hurt.
Email 113
In the question about naming all of smithy's(Final
boss from MaRPGio) heads you said "Mail Box" But in fact it is a
treasure box. If you look at the front of it you can see a question
mark on it like the kind found on the front of all the treasure boxes
found spread across the world of SMRPG and how he attacks is kinda like
the slot machine found in some treasure boxes and in the Great Guy's
Casino. I don't believe you've even played SMRPG.
PS Play that game again and look at all the details OK. I'm trying to
be nice about this but Super Mario RPG is my favorite game andwhen I
read something that is wrong I get mad OK. Next question you get about
SMRPG study the game closely look at every detail read the fine print
read between the lines get what I'm saying. Or if you don't want
to e-mail me and I can see if I can help you (or cheat to keep your
throne if you give me a piece of it we can be a team) E-mail me back
and tell
me if you want my offer but it has to be about SMRPG OK?
-Super Mario RPG Master
YOU AGAIN?!?!?!?
Don't you have anything better to do than complain about how my moronic
predecessor got the facts wrong about your precious Super Mario RPG?
(Your right BTW).
For the record, I will NEVER ask for your help. I don't need it and I have no intention to enflame your already large ego.
Email 114
Here's some tough questions.
A. What Key is the main theme from Super Mario Brothers in? (The one that plays on 1-1)
B. How many pixels are there in the model of Mario with FLUDD in Super Mario Sunshine?
C. How many doorknobs are there in Luigi's Mansion?
-Metal Man, Head of Super Smash Quest
A) Who do think I am? Mozart? I don't give a darn what key the SMB theme is.
B) Well there are many different poses out there, however, for the most common one,
there is a total resolution of 500x500. Take away the whitespace
and you have 318x490, making for a total of about say 155,820 pixels.
C) You have to be more specific than that! Do you mean the doors
you can enter, the doors the slam you into the wall, or the little
cutscenes you see of locked doors. You have to tell me want you
want before I can give you want you want.
Email 115
I have 2 questions for you Mr. Master:
1 If Mario and Link are from the same "world", then
why are they animated differently (Mario consisting of rounded, more
light-reflecting shapes and Link, being somewhat anime', looking more
real)?
2 Do you have a life, or do you sit on your smelly
mushroom butt all day because your ego is so big you cant carry it?
Question 1 should be cake for you (probably because you will give one
of your irratatingly round-about answers that really mean "I dont
know"), but question 2, in its trueness, will be a little harder for
you. I joyfully await the day you are de-throned. Until
then, waste your only life.
P.S. Get a job. Mario trivia don't pay the bills ha ha ha ha HA HA HA
-MS
1. Mario and Link are from the same world? So
you are telling me that either Mario is from Hyrule or Link is from The
Mushroom Kingdom. Hmmm.....You must be confusing the odd cameo or
crossover for proof that Mario and Link are in the same world.
Face it. Mario and Link are from separate games with separate
worlds.
2. Do you take pride in making fun of royalty. Of course I have a
life other than answering dumb questions. It's only the fact that
I love making morons like you miserable that I keep doing this dumb
job. So, why don't you go ask your mom to buy you some ice cream
and SHUP UP!!!!
Email 116
Well, before I ask my question, I'd just like to
say that I love your site man! Trash Talking, Trivia...this place
has it all! (Sort of...) So...ENJOY THE COMPLIMENTS WHILE U CAN!
Here's my question:
Where did those 7 Koopa Kids come from?!? Did the princess hit it
off with Bowser (EEEEWWW!!!), or is there another big turtle dude I
should know about here? (PLEASE let there be some other turtle!)
-Randa Snyder
Thanks for the compliments.
As for your question, why would you want to know that. Are you
working for the Mushroom Enquirer or something. Don't you think
that Bowser would like to keep his personal life private. Sure he
may be an evil tyranical turtle/dragon, but he has feelings too.
So, why don't you stop sticking he nose into his business!
Email 117
Same as the chomp question I remember another chomp you missed the
klink klink you fight in the prologue or the beginning with your first
and only time you can fight Bowser and is also your first boss battle
in the game so when are you going to give me your crown
-Super Mario RPG Master
Alright, you are now getting on
my nerves! The old Mushroom King is GONE!!!!!! He is never
coming back and HIS rules do not apply. That means you will never
get the Mushroom King crown as long as I have a breath in my body.
Email 118
Who is he if he is who
-Tim White
What is it if it is what? (Why is this crap cluttering my inbox?)
Email 119
I have never played Super Mario RPG. What's it about?
-Jtlittlecritter
Well there is the giant sword that falls through Bowser's Castle, and
there is also these seven stars, and this talking puppet and.....WHY
DON'T YOU JUST PLAY THE GAME!!!!
Email 120
Hi! It's a-me, Mario Lord. Here's question for you. In SMW2, it says
that Mario and Luigi are twins. In the SMB movie, it says that Luigi
is Mario's younger brother. You might not want to count the SMB movie
as official Mario info, but I'm pretty sure that in some of the
official Mario games it says that Luigi is younger. I can't name a
game that states that right off the bat though. I think it says that
in the SSB bios or the SSBM trophies.
-Mario Lord
OK this may be hard for your little meager
head to understand, but I will try to help out. Mario and Luigi
ARE twins, however Luigi is ALSO younger. How can this be you
ask? Well it's very simple: Mario came out first, and hence, is
older than Luigi, if not for just a few minutes.
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