Question Set #3
Dah King's Bag O' Nice Tries 31-45
What with the exponentially vast e-mails G's? Six questions here, eighteen questions there, where the hell does my oxygen rest equate into this picture? Not as if the (quote on quote) “high lord” has anything against flaunting his brash knowledge aimlessly, but a full-page n' a half of answering is taking thing's way out on a limb! Please, loan me a favor pals; send in ?'s moderately! When I say this, I mean, maybe 2-3 at a time, making sure (least) the damn mail makes any sense whatsoever! I up mostly refuse to reply back off a question as meaningless as one of Ozzy Osborne's life lectures! Wipe the crap up; I'm courteously begging you! Or it might (echoes) might span to further problems, capeesh?
-Can't “Mush” this da na na na n'na...
And the moment you've been waiting for, MAIL TIME...
Email 31
“Who is the 'bad guy' from SML?”
“What boss from SMB2 is in SSBM?”
-Vance & Jan Cochron
My pet hamster could juggle this question with ease... and he's been deceased as of last year: Tantaga= 1, Wart= 2! Tantaga +Wart = an ill reputed shame that go together like trampled squirrels and a speeding pickup truck, and please don't tell me you haven't a clue to whose manning the big rig's wheel? Neither do I! Let's pick on someone malic... most definitely Conker! Hey, who did you want me to accuse, the Hedgehog (admit it)? He'd never ever do I satanic thing like that, would you Sonic? Oh sure, the whole scheme was Tails' fault? Typical, just typical!
Email 32
“What is the password to Jonathon Jones' room?"
-Narfvader2
Ever leave your room without a password: Matter-of-factly, the six letter oceanic clearance P-E-A-R-L-S doesn't directly lead into Capt. J's quarters door to door, the humongous partynivorous squid, King Calamari busts out on the his-house, bringing nine troublesome tentacles, and a copious cache of status inducing “smack bottoms”! Managing to rip this laborious “him” a new air hole will then grant you permission to yet another boss battle, with two mini fights along the way, John-boy and his crew! Nevertheless, the password is PEARLS; I'm just hoping this question was meant as a game-consolers corner, seeing an elementary query proclaimed in such shrewdness did begin the mind-wandering process for me! Gripes, the game's six darn years old, a guide is waiting patiently out there in cyberspace!
Email 33
“Who is Wooster? I don't mean Booster, Wooster?”
-Dexter Ford
Amusing, a “Point” Dexter that can't “Af” Ford my slander? Don't fret old pal, this one's on me, free of charge: A slender albino-faced Mushroom creature featured in the pages of the Nintendo Power Comics. At inopportune instances the pale complexion actually made itself useful, when Wooster would dash away from danger, crying like a maniacal clown! Whine, whine, and whine, here's your little bottle baby! Nothing left? Slurp on those streaming tears Wooster! Man, sworn monarchy can be so cruel!
Email 34
“What would the world be like if Luigi was Mario, and Mario was Luigi?”
-ReturnofJN
What if I was the looser, and you were the winner: One word: scary! I suppose Luigi could fill Mario's position, but he'd look a lot less glamorous portraying the role! Reality check: Mario has to the bigger man on the block! Even providing Luigi stole portly M's fame & fortune, Mario'd find other venues at which to market his illustrious appeal. Sure, Paper Luigi would be an uninspiring title, yet still we'd have no choice aside dealing with it! Support me on this prediction, Mario will never play second rate, never! Especially beside a sibling! Awww... shucks, I'm terrible at this fortune telling crappo!
Email 35
“Since you think you're so bad; what's the Princess' “???” ?”
-JCHJosh2003
Correction, I'm sooo freakin' bad it hurts... you (: The Princess' blah? Her age? Weight? (Gulp) Cup size? I'm not following your lead here, so I'll just (cautiously) answer the three preceding self-addressed questions for the hell of it! Princess Peach is (hoarse gasp)... (Another hoarse gasp) twenty-seven years old (on the game clock), 158,000.8 milligrams, and four sizes way too small! Errrr... glad I got that off my “chest”! Ha, ha, Chris Rock eat your heart out!
Email 36
“Why hasn't Bill used the extra skill?”
“If Athena broke Dr. Donez's wing, how is he able to fly, and carry the explosive jar?”
“If Dr. Donez could defeat Jay Resop, then why was he running away from him?”
-Superfred22
You're officially diagnosed a Neglected Characters addict: Hate to burst your delusional bubble, and risk the balance in your perfectly lil' happy life, but Dr. Donez has his very own question-answer scheme, ideally titled “Ask Dr. Donez”. Want a hint? Alrighty, keep it a secret though, shh: Dr. Donez knows more concerning himself than I'll ever know (wink, wink Jay), so drop the sweet tempered Tweeter a holler, and he'll connect ya with the information you seek. Rumor says Bill is saving his extra skill for someone carrying the s/n “Superfred22”; I have some inside (thump) sources suggesting it's more truth over fact (ouch).
Email 37
“Why do Monty Moles somewhat look like dogs in SMW?”
-Clare Chen
Nag my third grade teacher, and she'll tell ya “You don't have to be a dog to act like one!” I'd say she was a philosophy major: Moles and Dogs actually do originate from the same ancestry. See, during the “la-la lu-lu” ozoic era, moles were a land-dwelling peaceful breed of Great Dane, until one fateful day the Neanderthal mutt-catcher commenced his daily “cave” borhood rounds, and the blind soon-to-be moles took the smart route by diving into the soil, avoiding capture. While... before I put ya'll asleep, let's forget the history lesson. Moles were once a dog, that's why; love to stay n' chat... ahhhhh.... must go, bye-bye, swoosh!
Email 38
“In SMW, how do you get to the Top Secret Level?”
-Kennyloo
Important: cheaters only: Enter the Donut Ghost House, wearing a cape, and when the level begins, fly up to the right corner of the ceiling (dismiss the spooky ghosts). Dash across, heading left, then you'll notice three ? blocks, they're 1 up's. Pass through the adjacent door, cut the tape, and leave your Yoshi (and life) problems behind you! Or something like that (shrug).
Email 39
“What was the first Mario game for Nintendo?”
“Who originally came up with the Mario story?”
-cat_luv_r
Chicks would dig me if I missed this Q: The Arcade version of Donkey Kong, and in a joint collaboration, Shigeru Miaymoto & Hiroshi Yamauchi coined the initial saga. Miaymoto devised the majority of the script; Yamauchi helped him iron out the plot kinks upon translating DK from Japanese-English. Thank you; please come again!
Email 40
“Since when did Mario turn Italian? Did he just start speaking this way in games?”
-Neil Neustaedator
Neil, I'm the most intelligent dumb ass you've ever met: Mario's been speaking long afore his SM64 debut, dang near 10 years to be honest! Suspected in the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Mario & Luigi are Brooklynites, but the Fountain of Youth episode clearly states both plumbers' were indeed born Italian. Luigi: Mama-mia Mario, and our parent's thought we were bad back in Venice! Venice! An Italian city! Therefore dialogue nudges us to believe Mario & Luigi grew in Italy, immigrating to the Untied States later down the road. If I had a couple additional hours, the Japanese story line tends as even more controversial! How Nintendo will ever unify the soap-operaish fiasco together is far beyond me!
Email 41
“In Paper Mario, what's the name of Bower's right-hand witch?”
-Josh Beekman
Let me hear ya, duh! Duh: Kammy Koopa! She's not too difficult either, the only trouble I had with the game is Sushie! Cheep-cheeps are wonderful creatures; they aren't served raw at King Lu's Jap-o bar! Flagrant disrespect damns it, flagrant disrespect!
Email 42
“Can you name who you fight on stages 10,11, and 12 of SSB?”
-Shawn Tyler
I've beat SSB so many times, Master Hand's contracted arthritis: Stage 10 is Metal Mario. Stage 11 you beat the snot outta the Fighting Polygon Team, and Stage 12 is the indomitable Master Hand, in the flesh, or glove. Hell, I'm already seeing the closing credits as I start the game! Now it's off to master Melee (otherwise boot my friends bulbous ass cheeks!)
Email 43
“Here's a semi-hard one: Try naming every world in SMB3, and use the All-Stars version, not the original”
-Mike Reynolds
Beatings don't get easier than a SMB3 Email: Grass Land, Desert Hill, Seaside Town, Big Island (Biggie for slang), The Sky, I think Ice Land, then the Pipe Maze, and Castle of Koopa. Why the All-Stars copy? It snagged the Japanese names, which are none too inventive compared with the creative points the NES' SMB3 scores. Contrast: The Sky-Sky Land, very inventive the judges comment!
Email 44
1. “What is the only world in SMB2 that has a warp to itself?”
2-A “How many combinations can you get on the SMB2 slot machine game?”
2-B “How many are winning combinations?”
3. “What is the theme for SMB2's 7th world?”
4. “How many DIFFERENT frames do Mario/Luigi go through from 'big' to 'small'?”
5. “What is the first world on SMB3 at which you can warp to world 8?”
6. “What game inspired SMB2?”
7. “How do you stop time on SMB2?”
8. “Which Koopa Kid has sunglasses?”
-Curtmack
(Numbers, numbers, oh the numbers!)
Brain cells, charge thee enemy: 1: The warp is a glitch, and a frickin' hilarious one personally! 6-1 contains this error; you need to have the Potion trick memorized precisely, or the rewind bug is useless! Well, technically, it's not of much use regardless! Unless, literally beating the game forward n' backward is your thing (purr... kinky)!
2-A: Snifit, 7, Veggie, Cherry, and Star, that's 5, times 5, x 5! 125 combinations!
2-B: 25-1 Cherry, 5 combinations to 2 cherries, three cherries= 1. 3 stars are 1 combo, three 7's also, three vegetables, and three Snifits! 25 + 5 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 equals (fanfare) 35 victorious conjunctions! Thank you almighty calc.!
3: The NES SMB2 has no recollected theme, only blue sky & bomb droopin' birds. Mario All Stars touched up the background a nibble, giving it a semi-Japanese vibe. You failed in specifying between the game's three versions, so the verdict is undecided.
4: Depends on the game. SMB1-3 it was five frames, but SMW/All Stars was merely three. I didn't photo copy the images freeze-frame either, so this' pure estimated intuition brotha!
5: Several say a third warp whistle can be gather from the Grassland, I'm sayin' verify it homies! My recollection has brought me to believe Whistle 3 is found by defeating the Fire Bros. at Desert Hill. Stating that, I'll go with Desert Hill, seems logical, ay?
6: Dream Factory: Doki Doki Panic, NOA substituted the characters and a few authentic Mario items for SMB2's release.
7: Seen first in level 1-3, the Stop Watch. It's always the last grass plot a player picks up consecutively.
8: SMB3's Doomship 5, and SMW's Castle 5, Roy Koopa Jr. Fall victim to his “Earthquaker” stomp, then tell Mario he should lay off the pasta!
Email 45
“What is Mario Segali's Birthday?”
-Nirvana54
Long jib the King: His birthday? Ahh... seriously underrated? Somewhere in cyberspace (AOL messenger's a prime candidate) I read he's celebrating 50 this August, 26, and plans on spending the big day scuttling through local Electronic Boutique lines. Quite a way to enjoy half o' century, but I guess it'sa a game worth cutting for? Oh..., oh yeah! it was AOL instant messenger! The guy's screename... wait... what was the.... ShiGERU26MiayMoTo! That's the “dude” who told me; I never met him face-face; the info did appear pretty reliable though! (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-ha, ha, ha, ha!) Belated April Fools amigo, the real B-day is 4-1! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
|
