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Dethrone the Mushroom King!



Dethrone the Mushroom King!

Updated - January 11, 2006 - Question Set #9 is now up. Keep sending in your questions!

November 3, 2005 - The Mushroom King has returned! Send in your questions to stump the King.
You know what to do. Send them to carnie4life2001@yahoo.com.

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Intoduction

It's an albatoss; no, it's a Koopamobile, no you comic book lackeys it's me, THE MUSHROOM KING OF ALL! If the big letters didn't hint it to you, I'm at very high regards towards my nickname, and that nickname is to be now known on the highest of honors in the realm of Mario! That's right, and its not my permanent pseudonym either, in fact it could belong to any of you reading out there that thinks they know alittle something more about the mustachioed than me.

Ha, Ha, here's the catch, this isn't the simple Q and A format you're thinking of, I am talking big, real big! Just how big you ask? Bigger than Rush Limbaugh, Jimney Glick, and Roseanne hosting their own live cooking show. All you have to do is stump me the current title king with you're impossibly difficult Mario questions pertaining to anything that is him, and if you manage to beat me I'll rear my ugly head in shame as I pass the all elusive crown (and trust me my head is really ugly, and it won't be easy, but I am a man of my words). It's just that intolerably easy for you! Email me the questions (please no time wasters- use good judgment), and I'll post the answers (or dare I say the awe struckin' submits) on my next update. So with that out of the way, all challenges are open for business! Get emailin' me guys!

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Question Set #9

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TALKIN' TRASH

Along with my standard answer the questions shtick, I also figured that in order to get some of you lazy bums up for emailing me I'd add a special forum for me to talk trash, and for you in turn to add your bit's of nastiness as well. I like to call it appropriately TRASH TALKING in all capital letters. It may be ripping off the SMBHQ mailbox a bit, but at least you have a reason to talk alittle filth and get away with it. I put my remarks up, and choose a random assortment of your guy's to post as well. If anything at least it can give someone a decent laugh every now then. Here's my starting disparages, you add in as desired.

“If I had a dime for every Mario game I didn't own; I still have a dime!”

“Take a lesson brotha's: Most of you out there are probably nothing but little Bowsers inside, you can throw whatever you want at me, but bottom line you'll still get your ass burned (in lava of course)!“

And finally…

“If you're reading this section comprehensively, then I have one big question to ask you. You can read, since when!"

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