Tuesday, November 14, 2006
From the Depths of the Virtual Boy, I awaken!
Greetings! It is I, Dr. Donez! I have returned from my icy prison, held captive by the fiendish Prof. Executrain for the last many moons. However! I was able to escape, using my ingenious geniusness! I won't go into the details, but let's just say that my escape was rather spectacular. If I say so myself. Anyway, that's all I wanted to say for now. Just wanted to let you all know I was alive and all... Not that any of you ingrates care... But I'll see if I can drop in and offer my words of wisdom when I can. And in case you wondered, I do plan to continue to answer Ask Dr. Donez questions. Very soon. Many even here in this very blob. I mean blog. Let's take this question I just got for example. "Hey, Dr. Donez, you do realize you could suck up other Character's Powers into the Ice Pick, right?" Well then, Mr. Smith. I can call you Mr. Smith, right? Oh? You never told me your name? And you hate the name Mr. Smith? Well too bad, since I'm going to call you Mr. Smith anyway. So, Mr. Todd, I don't quite follow you. How did you come across this knowledge of this mysterious power of the Ice Pick? I mean, what gives? WHO ARE YOU, MR. TODD??? ANSWER ME!!! Ok...nevermind. Anyway, to answer your question, yes, I knew that, since I know everything. Anyway, that should do it for now. Continue to send in your question to Ask Dr. Donez, and I'll answer them for ya. And as for Jay, I don't know what happened to him. I think he was killed by a bunch of rabid Ecoweenies or something. Quite a pity. Anyway, goodnight, New Zealand!-Dr. D
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